BROTHER AND SISTERS!!!
TODAY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT A PIECE OF MEAT.
THAT PIECE OF MEAT........!!!!
THAT PIECE OF MEAT THAT SEPARATES BROTHERS AND SISTERS
THAT PIECE OF MEAT THAT CAUSES HUSBANDS AND WIFE'S TO DIVORCE.
THAT PIECE OF MEAT THAT CAUSES HATRED BETWEEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
THAT PIECE OF MEAT THAT CAUSES WOMEN TO FIGHT WITH WOMEN AND BROTHERS TO FIGHT WITH BROTHERS.
IT IS THAT PIECE OF MEAT THAT IS MORE OUTSIDE THAN INSIDE, AND SOMETIMES MORE INSIDE THAN OUTSIDE.
BELOVED NIGERIANS!!!!!!!!!
IT IS THAT PIECE OF MEAT THAT CAN GIVE SO MUCH PAIN.
BUT IT ALSO BRINGS A LOT OF PLEASURE!!!
THAT PIECE OF MEAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, .........WHICH IS........
THE TONGUE, DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS ..... THE TONGUE!
I HOPE THE CORRUPTED MINDS AMONG US WAS NOT FOCUSING ON ANYTHING ELSE........
Can I get an Amen?

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