A man goes into a restaurant with his new girlfriend. After being seated, the waiter served them hot soup. The man then demanded the waiter taste the hot soup, which is something not done before customers in the restaurant.
The following conversations then ensued between the man and the waiter:
"sir, you don't like the soup?" "Just taste the soup!" "Is the soup too hot or too cold?" "Just taste the soup!" "Sir, if you don't like the soup I may have to take it back..."
The man cuts in abruptly "Just taste the soup dam it!!!"
Out of frustration, the waiter accepts to taste the soup
"Alright alright alright...I will taste the soup...ok...where's the spoon?"
the man mockingly replies the waiter
"Ahaaaaah, ahaaaaah, ahaaaaah!!!"
The irony: The waiter had served the hot soup without a spoon. It took the man's mockery for the waiter to realize his mistake.
OK! This is not funny....can't believe you even read through it all!
Note: This dry joke was lifted from Eddie Murphy's Coming to America. With my own editing.
Lol!!!!
Posted: at 22-10-2010 07:18 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
terryworld at 23-10-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago) (m)
poster u know that the joke is not funny and u posted it.and for that,with the power vested on me in this honourable forum as the chief judge,i will sentence u to 2 seconds in kirikiri prison with soft labour
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 23-10-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
poster u know that the joke is not funny and u posted it.and for that,with the power vested on me in this honourable forum as the chief judge,i will sentence u to 2 seconds in kirikiri prison with soft labour
i've seen coming to america more than i'll like to admit so that joke is funny to me anyday
BTW, who make terryworld chief judge for this forum? I no even sabi say im don reach to join council of elders
Posted: at 25-10-2010 04:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Terryjon at 25-10-2010 07:17 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: brizio on 25-10-2010 04:44 AM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-10-2010 06:24 PM
poster u know that the joke is not funny and u posted it.and for that,with the power vested on me in this honourable forum as the chief judge,i will sentence u to 2 seconds in kirikiri prison with soft labour
i've seen coming to america more than i'll like to admit so that joke is funny to me anyday
BTW, who make terryworld chief judge for this forum? I no even sabi say im don reach to join council of elders
brizio i no dey suprise at all cos u weren't there when they made me chief judge cos i have an outstanding qualities.and 4 that questioning and with the same power vested on me i here by sentence u to 3 months in iraq worst prison with both soft and hard labour.
Posted: at 25-10-2010 07:17 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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