One beautiful afternoon in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?” God replies.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals. I appreciate all that you have given me, but I’m just not happy”, Adam answers.
“Why is that, Adam”, God asks.
“Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I have no one special to share it with and I’m lonely”, Adam explained to God.
“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a woman for you”, God told him.
Perplexed, Adam asked, “What’s a woman, Lord?”
God replies, “This woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth.. She will cook and clean for you and do everything that you ask without ever complaining. She will provide every segxwal need and fantasy you will ever think of and meet all of your segxwal needs. She will bear your children and raise them without complaints. This woman will be the perfect companion for you.”
“Wow! That sounds great,” exclaimed Adam. “Where is she?”
“Not so fast,” said the Lord. “A woman this fantastic is going to cost you.”
“How much”, asked Adam.
“An arm and leg”, God replied.
Adam thought about this for a moment, then replied, “What can I get for a rib?”
The rest is history.
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Instead of getting a nice woman for the sacrifice of arm & leg, him strike deal with just any woman for a rib now.. na the joke be that.. na why wife mean - with idiot for ever
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here
Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here
This a joke Fake jesu
Posted: at 3-11-2010 03:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
qunodinga at 3-11-2010 03:26 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Selu on 3-11-2010 03:17 PM
Quote from: adejuwon on 3-11-2010 12:41 PM
Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here
This a joke Fake jesu
lol
poster, you are coming up!
Posted: at 3-11-2010 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Arabmoney2 at 4-11-2010 04:51 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Selu on 3-11-2010 03:17 PM
Quote from: adejuwon on 3-11-2010 12:41 PM
Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here
This a joke Fake jesu
i no talk o say j**us fake b4 i go see my self in hell
I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES
Posted: at 4-11-2010 04:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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