IS NT JOKE READ & COMMENT

Date: 04-11-2010 4:42 pm (14 years ago) | Author: felix omokere
- at 4-11-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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1. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

2. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

3. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

4. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

                                                     

Posted: at 4-11-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- MissyBarbie at 4-11-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago)
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One word for this...NICE
Posted: at 4-11-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-11-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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gbosa gbosa gbosa 4 u
Posted: at 4-11-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 4-11-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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The only true wisdom is in knowing  Cool
Posted: at 4-11-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 5-11-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on  4-11-2010 06:54 PM
The only true wisdom is in knowing  Cool
is in knowing wht
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- hoyehyehmy at 5-11-2010 10:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Gurl i gbadun ur post...............
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:51 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- tambeiort at 5-11-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago)
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u make sense here.
Posted: at 5-11-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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u make brain
Posted: at 5-11-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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u make brain
Posted: at 5-11-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 5-11-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 5-11-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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