I Miss My husband

Date: 15-11-2010 1:42 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 15-11-2010 01:42 PM (14 years ago)
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A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

Posted: at 15-11-2010 01:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-11-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 15-11-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 15-11-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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okay oo.
Posted: at 15-11-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 15-11-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 15-11-2010 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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not bad Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2010 10:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BabangidaTukur at 16-11-2010 12:27 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 16-11-2010 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 16-11-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-11-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 16-11-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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*&(^%&^*)&**^%^#@#$%
Posted: at 16-11-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 16-11-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 16-11-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 16-11-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 16-11-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 16-11-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 16-11-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
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haaaaaaa
Posted: at 16-11-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on 15-11-2010 01:42 PM
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

smart woman I will go fo do d same thing for @AKIOLUFUNMILAYO
Posted: at 16-11-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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u no dey fear abi?
Posted: at 16-11-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 07:10 PM (14 years ago)
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fear waitin?
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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u no see say her husband dey here?
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago)
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is ok we go fight for her LOVE I sey sure say I go win
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 4kasibe247 at 16-11-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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correct joke Cool
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jonesblack on 16-11-2010 07:19 PM
is ok we go fight for her LOVE I sey sure say I go win
u and who?
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 07:26 PM (14 years ago)
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her husband wen you say e dey here...
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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