HOW WOULD YOU HAVE RESPONDED?

Date: 29-11-2010 12:17 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Olumide Vincent
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- at 29-11-2010 12:17 PM (13 years ago)
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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an
hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;

a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother
and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him,

"You'll sleep with her again!?

 

Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 29-11-2010 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4... many timez.....
Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 12:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-11-2010 12:19 PM
PB4... many timez.....




my love, am running plz follow me oooooooooo
Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-11-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 29-11-2010 12:22 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-11-2010 12:19 PM
PB4... many timez.....




my love, am running plz follow me oooooooooo
huh?
wetin dey pursue you? Huh?
Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 12:30 PM (13 years ago)
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kris love, na dis joke wey i read, na him dey make me cough n run
Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-11-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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ok run,.,,,
Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-11-2010 01:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 29-11-2010 12:45 PM
ok run,.,,,
Grin Grin Grin
fedeco... how you dey now?
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago)
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all of una wey dey run make una come back ooooo
me must read the joke
heheheheee

Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 29-11-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-11-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 01:41 PM
chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so
ehn? Huh?
oya swear say if you no like better thing make the size of your yarsh make e reduce to slate level... swear now... Angry
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 01:41 PM
chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so



i go swear for u ooo
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-11-2010 01:44 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 01:41 PM
chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so
ehn? Huh?
oya swear say if you no like better thing make the size of your yarsh make e reduce to slate level... swear now... Angry



 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  wetin skypon go dey touch if he don reduce to dat level Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 29-11-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

haha
wetin nah u know say me i be neutral as i dey nah
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 29-11-2010 01:45 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 01:41 PM
chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so

he no go
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 29-11-2010 01:45 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 01:41 PM
chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so



i go swear for u ooo
catch
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 29-11-2010 01:45 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 01:41 PM
chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so



i go swear for u ooo
he no go catch me jo


i go swear for u ooo
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-11-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin be all this one?...
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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plz, shey florih dey alright?
Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 29-11-2010 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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coughing.

Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 29-11-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Toyosi i no like am ooooo

abi u want make i pack come your hous now now now ni??

Terry Dear sorry jare no mind them
Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 29-11-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Pass!!!
Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 02:02 PM
Toyosi i no like am ooooo

abi u want make i pack come your hous now now now ni??

Terry Dear sorry jare no mind them


ohhhhhhhhhhh florish leave me n kris now abi wetin sef Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 02:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 29-11-2010 02:06 PM
Pass!!!



make i follow you before dis florish go chop me
Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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