HOW WOULD YOU HAVE RESPONDED?

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an
hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;

a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother
and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him,

"You'll sleep with her again!?

 

Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

my love, am running plz follow me oooooooooo

Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kris love, na dis joke wey i read, na him dey make me cough n run

Posted: at 29-11-2010 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

fedeco... how you dey now?

Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

chai

i know say na dis kind of father and mother kris and toyosi be
skypon abi no be so

Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i go swear for u ooo

Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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haha
wetin nah u know say me i be neutral as i dey nah

Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

plz, shey florih dey alright?

Posted: at 29-11-2010 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Toyosi i no like am ooooo

abi u want make i pack come your hous now now now ni??

Terry Dear sorry jare no mind them

Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ohhhhhhhhhhh florish leave me n kris now abi wetin sef

Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac