one man go wedding ceremony, when him reach there, them say make everybody close their eyes for prayer, na that time the man open him eyes. them say make everybody open their eyes after the prayer, na that time the man come close him eyes (the man dey do the opposite of wetin dem dey talk) them say make every body sit down, na that time the man stand up, them say make every body stand up, na that time the man sit down.
so when ee com reach time for refreshment time, the man go sit down for left side, them com start to share rice from the right side. b4 them reach where the man dey, rice com finish.
the man vex com go sit down for the right side, when mineral time reach, them start from the left side. b4 them reach where d man dey, mineral com finish.
the man com talk 4 him mind ''which kind thing b dis now''
at this time, the man no bother to go sit down anywhere again. so when the time to share tooth-pick reach, na that man them com start with.
hehehehehehehheheheeehehehehe the man no chop anything, but them give am tooth-pick
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 29-11-2010 02:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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