DIRTY WORDS

Date: 15-12-2010 6:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Olusegun Omodolapo
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- at 15-12-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "phyuking", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says...
"Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen phyuking the turkey!

Posted: at 15-12-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 15-12-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4.sorry
Posted: at 15-12-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Freesmile at 15-12-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4 but wonderful joke anyway
Posted: at 15-12-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- olusegunomodola at 15-12-2010 06:41 PM (14 years ago)
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whats PB4
Posted: at 15-12-2010 06:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 15-12-2010 07:05 PM (14 years ago)
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well my new friend,it means posted before ok?
Posted: at 15-12-2010 07:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 15-12-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted 2000 times b4
Poster,welcome oh!!!
Posted: at 15-12-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 15-12-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahh  pb4s
Posted: at 15-12-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 16-12-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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make una shut up, posted b4 every time

una drink pissssss?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 16-12-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2010 12:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 16-12-2010 11:52 AM
make una shut up, posted b4 every time

una drink pissssss?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
heheheheheeee. Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2010 12:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 16-12-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Toyosi

e be like say u dey eye dis guy wey u dey side am
Posted: at 16-12-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kinkino at 16-12-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahah...laugh aloud...nic joke
Posted: at 16-12-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 16-12-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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poster go chop
Posted: at 16-12-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 16-12-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Solid hw u dey nah
Posted: at 16-12-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olusegunomodola at 16-12-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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E be like say all of una put glue for ur eyeball and toyosi thank you my sister you are mouthed
Posted: at 16-12-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 16-12-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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wahala don burst__spoilt child and foolish father
Posted: at 16-12-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-12-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 15-12-2010 10:27 PM
Posted 2000 times b4
Poster,welcome oh!!!

 Grin Grin
wicked guy
Posted: at 26-12-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-12-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 16-12-2010 02:14 PM
poster go chop

make him go chop sugarcane
Posted: at 26-12-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-12-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: olusegunomodola on 16-12-2010 03:08 PM
E be like say all of una put glue for ur eyeball and toyosi thank you my sister you are mouthed

u put groundnut for ur nose?

u are teethed
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-12-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 26-12-2010 10:41 PM (14 years ago)
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but its cool...........
Posted: at 26-12-2010 10:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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its hot
Posted: at 28-12-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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