WHAT DO U BELIEVE

Date: 05-01-2011 1:31 am (14 years ago) | Author: Ekom Umoh
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- at 5-01-2011 01:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore & Bill Gates al die in a plane crash.
They r standing b4 God, seated on His throne.

God asks Al: "wat do u believe?"

Al says:"I blieve in d earth. i blieve if we don't protect it,d whole earth will die."

God says:"I lik dat, come sit @ my left. Bill Clinton, wat do u blieve?"

Bill Clinton Says: "I blieve in pple. i blieve d pple shld b empowered. i blieve no 1 has d right 2 tel som1 else wat 2 do."

God says: "I lik dat, com sit on my right. OK Bill Gates, wat do u blieve?"

Bill Gates says:"I blieve u're in my seat."

Posted: at 5-01-2011 01:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 5-01-2011 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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i believe that dis zoke is senseless

Posted: at 5-01-2011 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-01-2011 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-01-2011 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 5-01-2011 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-01-2011 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 5-01-2011 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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i beleive the Poster needs to be flogged
Posted: at 5-01-2011 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 5-01-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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absolutely
Posted: at 5-01-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Destinytalks at 5-01-2011 09:41 PM (14 years ago)
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terry, u 4get say na ur mess dey mak pipo dey post useless fins...e fit b say im dey on diet wiv ur mess!...lmoa Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 5-01-2011 09:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2011 01:08 AM (14 years ago)
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nonsense

Posted: at 6-01-2011 01:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 6-01-2011 01:37 AM (14 years ago)
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i believe u need 40 blows on ur face
Posted: at 6-01-2011 01:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 6-01-2011 06:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Destinytalks on  5-01-2011 09:41 PM
terry, u 4get say na ur mess dey mak pipo dey post useless fins...e fit b say im dey on diet wiv ur mess!...lmoa Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy

Posted: at 6-01-2011 06:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 6-01-2011 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  6-01-2011 01:08 AM
nonsense
now am laughing... Grin
J2S, how you dey?.
Posted: at 6-01-2011 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 6-01-2011 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice one

Posted: at 6-01-2011 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- loverrose at 6-01-2011 02:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Destinytalks on  5-01-2011 09:41 PM
terry, u 4get say na ur mess dey mak pipo dey post useless fins...e fit b say im dey on diet wiv ur mess!...lmoa Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-01-2011 02:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2011 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-01-2011 10:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 6-01-2011 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  6-01-2011 10:21 PM
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heeeen! poster, pple temper don de rise ohh. u still wan wait?
Posted: at 6-01-2011 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 7-01-2011 12:32 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 7-01-2011 12:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mugai4eva at 7-01-2011 12:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  5-01-2011 01:40 PM
i beleive the Poster needs to be flogged
na u dey go flogged
Posted: at 7-01-2011 12:53 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mugai4eva at 7-01-2011 12:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  5-01-2011 10:32 AM
i believe that dis zoke is senseless
wetin u sabi
Posted: at 7-01-2011 12:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mugai4eva at 7-01-2011 01:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-01-2011 11:44 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on  6-01-2011 01:08 AM
nonsense
now am laughing... Grin
J2S, how you dey?.
kristiantus, na why u dey cry
or ur mama no giv Bosom  milk
Posted: at 7-01-2011 01:05 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2011 03:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on  6-01-2011 11:05 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  6-01-2011 10:21 PM
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heeeen! poster, pple temper don de rise ohh. u still wan wait?

 Grin Grin Grin
no make him wait 4 me make i meet am first.

Posted: at 7-01-2011 03:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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