MY NEEDS

Date: 09-01-2011 11:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: joyce kharma
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- at 9-01-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.

And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.'

The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "

The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.

" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"

Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago)
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GUYZ WHAT WILL U DO IF UR WIFE / HUSBAND DO THIS TO YOU
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 9-01-2011 11:36 PM (13 years ago)
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okie men only
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Priceless-jewel at 9-01-2011 11:42 PM (13 years ago)
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am coming
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on  9-01-2011 11:36 PM
okie men only

OFFLINE
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ILOVEIT at 9-01-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago)
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nothing
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Priceless-jewel on  9-01-2011 11:42 PM
am coming

WHERE RE YOU GOINGING PLS COME BACK
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Priceless-jewel at 9-01-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago)
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i wan go ....
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-01-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago)
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I don read dis joke b4
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Priceless-jewel on  9-01-2011 11:45 PM
i wan go ....

TO THE TOILET AS USUAL
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  9-01-2011 11:46 PM
I don read dis joke b4

OK JUST DROP UR COMMENT
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- laydeelaracraft at 9-01-2011 11:47 PM (13 years ago)
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PJ- no go anywhere oh! Na live lessons especially for ur new status
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on  9-01-2011 11:43 PM
nothing

DOC WHY NOTHING
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Priceless-jewel at 9-01-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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live wetin laydee. Abeg mk i go where i dey go jare
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 9-01-2011 11:54 PM (13 years ago)
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YOU DEY GO VISIT UR INLAWS
Posted: at 9-01-2011 11:54 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Priceless-jewel at 10-01-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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i neva get inlaws yet
Posted: at 10-01-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 10-01-2011 12:07 AM (13 years ago)
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I HOPE ITS NOT WHAT AM THINKING Huh?
Posted: at 10-01-2011 12:07 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 10-01-2011 11:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-01-2011 11:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 10-01-2011 11:07 PM (13 years ago)
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HMMMMMMMMMM
Posted: at 10-01-2011 11:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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