I worshiped at Christ Embassy Church yesterday and what happened there is really funny.
The pastor asked us to pray in tongue and couple of guys with me didn't pray "in tongue", so he asked people who don't speak in tongues to come out, and we did.
He then asked another pastor to take us to the ground floor and pray for us. At first, I was wondering what prayer we needed, until this pastor started laying hands on us and FORCED us to speak in tongue.
I just couldn't make myself believe in this trash they call SPEAKING-IN-TONGUE. It doesn't look real at all to me, it's like saying COME-COME-COME-COME and telling me each COME means different things.
Believe this or not, the whole scene of SPEAK-IN-TONGUE by force lasted 2 hours until I faked TONGUE.
What do you pals think?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:54 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 04:00 AM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehe! hw u take speak ur own na?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
eyooh4life2008 at 17-01-2011 12:19 PM (14 years ago) (m)
actually its real but u faking it is just bad u re just deceivin urself, we have many gifts urs may not be speaking in tongues but another gift, so please don't fake it for anything, God wil give u the understanding.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
elusakin at 17-01-2011 12:25 PM (14 years ago) (m)
@florish: for real. @eyoo: they gave me no option but to fake it when they were like forcing me to "release my tongue" and let holy spirit take control. @shina/sav: the normal "sketorobo ..."
Posted: at 17-01-2011 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
As you were busy thinking for a joke to share here, how on earth could you speak in tougues, anyway this is not a joke it is problem you have so see a pastor for counselling.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
As you were busy thinking for a joke to share here, how on earth could you speak in tougues, anyway this is not a joke it is problem you have so see a pastor for counselling.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 08:17 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: elusakin on 17-01-2011 12:25 PM
@florish: for real. @eyoo: they gave me no option but to fake it when they were like forcing me to "release my tongue" and let holy spirit take control. @shina/sav: the normal "sketorobo ..."
Posted: at 17-01-2011 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolandrea at 18-01-2011 07:41 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Pls dnt condemn d church bcos u wnt 2 post a joke* y u no post am 4 nolitics forum instead of joke abi dis ur story sound like joke.. Crack a joke nd make us laugh and nt asking wat we tink**
Posted: at 18-01-2011 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
coolandrea at 18-01-2011 07:42 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Pls dnt condemn d church bcos u wnt 2 post a joke* y u no post am 4 nolitics forum instead of joke abi dis ur story sound like joke.. Crack a joke nd make us laugh and nt asking wat we tink**
Posted: at 18-01-2011 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
kaycee22 at 18-01-2011 09:46 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: coolandrea on 18-01-2011 07:41 PM
Pls dnt condemn d church bcos u wnt 2 post a joke* y u no post am 4 nolitics forum instead of joke abi dis ur story sound like joke.. Crack a joke nd make us laugh and nt asking wat we tink**
2rue talk..... abi u get bb for the shursh b4?
Posted: at 18-01-2011 09:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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