pick your hymms

Date: 26-01-2011 11:35 am (13 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 26-01-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor
asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
 
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-01-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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again again again again again againnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 26-01-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago)
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and again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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then again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 26-01-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago)
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yet again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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this again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe dat woman na mechine she be ooo.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 26-01-2011 12:26 PM
hehehehe dat woman na mechine she be ooo.




say dat again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 26-01-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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again again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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yeah and again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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yez again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin una dey again?
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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again na again oooooooo
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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anoda again?
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 26-01-2011 12:48 PM
again na again oooooooo
huh? Huh?
wetin dey happen here. Undecided
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 26-01-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago)
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i sure sey una go still say am again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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ask me again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 26-01-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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dnt say dat again jor...
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 01:02 PM (13 years ago)
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why una still dey talk dis mata again?
Posted: at 26-01-2011 01:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-01-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago)
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which mata again
Posted: at 26-01-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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