honeymoon

Date: 03-02-2011 12:12 pm (13 years ago) | Author: olawunmi abiodun
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- at 3-02-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"

Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- xavexdo5 at 3-02-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
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n chicken pox, measles, gonorrea, syphilis, staphylococcus, genital herpes, harpetitis, h.i.v, aids, cancer.
the boy don die finish na Huh?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 3-02-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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honeymoon dismised
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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too much HMM, time to say something
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 03:21 AM (13 years ago)
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but i will not say anything yet Angry

Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 4-02-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 03:21 AM
but i will not say anything yet Angry

be like that till Jesus come back  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lORDIBRAHIM at 5-02-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago)
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OLOSHI
BACK TO SENDER
Posted: at 5-02-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- temzyflexxy at 5-02-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago)
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terminated i hope say u no dey tok abt yahsef
Posted: at 5-02-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- nellkiss at 5-02-2011 10:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: soki4real on  4-02-2011 02:59 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 03:21 AM
but i will not say anything yet Angry

be like that till Jesus come back  Grin Grin Grin

amen Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-02-2011 10:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- soki4real at 5-02-2011 11:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: lORDIBRAHIM on  5-02-2011 06:32 PM
OLOSHI
BACK TO SENDER

why you dey curse yourself , you curse and you send ahm to yourself again ,MUMU Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2011 11:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: soki4real on  4-02-2011 02:59 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 03:21 AM
but i will not say anything yet Angry

be like that till Jesus come back  Grin Grin Grin
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 7-02-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on  5-02-2011 10:54 PM
Quote from: soki4real on  4-02-2011 02:59 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 03:21 AM
but i will not say anything yet Angry

be like that till Jesus come back  Grin Grin Grin

amen Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

 Grin Grin
na so u hate me reach?
ee no go work 4 u Grin

Posted: at 7-02-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: soki4real on  5-02-2011 11:04 PM
Quote from: lORDIBRAHIM on  5-02-2011 06:32 PM
OLOSHI
BACK TO SENDER

why you dey curse yourself , you curse and you send ahm to yourself again ,MUMU Grin Grin

hahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the guy mumu no get cure

Posted: at 7-02-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 7-02-2011 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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 nice! Wink
Posted: at 7-02-2011 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 8-02-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago)
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da grin Grin

Posted: at 8-02-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 8-02-2011 10:21 AM (13 years ago)
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2shot Smiley
Posted: at 8-02-2011 10:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-02-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 8-02-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-02-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 8-02-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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