I Don't Think So

Date: 22-02-2011 3:24 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 22-02-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.

Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.

"Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go bad." Kate said.

Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so."

A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it's out."

"Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says.

A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it."

Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like a carpenter, I don't think so."

Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.

He decides to go to a bar down the road.

After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.

He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.

He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.

He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.

Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this."

She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.

A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.

He fixed everything.

I asked him what I could do for payment.

He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."

Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

Kate looks at him and replies, "Who do I look like Baker, I don't think so!"


Posted: at 22-02-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sikaba at 24-02-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Embarrassed
Posted: at 24-02-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 24-02-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago)
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too long, but u try.
Posted: at 24-02-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4......
Posted: at 24-02-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 24-02-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 24-02-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Destinytalks at 19-03-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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dis s wah ah cal MERIXing d REMIX Lips Sealed
Posted: at 19-03-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Destinytalks at 19-03-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago)
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helep me tellam oh!!!!!!
Posted: at 19-03-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 20-03-2011 02:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol!! dat was a pay back......

Posted: at 20-03-2011 02:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Destinytalks at 20-03-2011 10:50 PM (13 years ago)
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wus payin wu?
Posted: at 20-03-2011 10:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 21-03-2011 01:36 PM (13 years ago)
see yeye joke
Posted: at 21-03-2011 01:36 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 21-03-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
do i look like a joker
poster u try

Posted: at 21-03-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
yeye no dey try
Posted: at 21-03-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 21-03-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye fowl
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-03-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
you don yeye too much ooooo
Posted: at 21-03-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 21-03-2011 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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yeyecious

Posted: at 21-03-2011 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 21-03-2011 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
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the joke is funnyy.... u try well well no be small. keep it up jareee
Posted: at 21-03-2011 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 21-03-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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 ok  Smiley

Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago)
how na fine chick?
you are looking great
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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rooster, how you dey? Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 24-03-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
chicken hope you no cry today?
Posted: at 24-03-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) |
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