YOUR MAMA JOKES!! (Page 9)

ur momma is so fat,people mistook her for a hot balloon..

Posted: at 31-03-2008 02:54 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 3-04-2008 02:42 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

yo mommaaa is so ooold she knew d bible wen it was still in pieces

yo mommaaa is so ooold she saw the passion of christ live

yo mommaaa is so pooor she never heard of 50cent (i aint talking bout da rapper)
 

Posted: at 12-08-2008 05:23 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

your mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

yo mama so poor she ate cornflakes with fork to save the milk...

Posted: at 12-08-2008 08:11 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

yo mama is so fat she got no bra size n d market

Posted: at 17-09-2008 04:19 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

yo mama so ugly dat she uses bakin power 4 foundation

Posted: at 18-09-2008 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Yo mama's a public bus...very old & costs $1 to ride

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Posted: at 19-09-2008 11:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo momma's so fat, when she went across the room, I missed an entire season of Prison Break

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Posted: at 24-09-2008 01:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur mama Bosom s are so big that the health inspectors need to check them for melanine......

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Posted: at 3-10-2008 05:44 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Your Momma is so dumb that she farts(mess) in public cafe

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Posted: at 3-10-2008 09:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac