Whose grandma was she?

Date: 07-03-2011 7:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
- at 7-03-2011 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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A 100-year-old lady was having her birthday party. She couldn't speak and needed a wheelchair to get around. She had such a large family that they decided to have the party on the rear lawn of her home. When most of the guests arrived they wheeled her out.

 The moment she was outside she began to lean to the right side. They ran and got a pillow to keep her straight. A moment later she began to lean to the left side, so they got another pillow to keep her straight. Then she began to lean forward. So again they tied a pillow in front of her to the wheelchair.

At this time her grandson arrived seeing her asked: "What's happening with you?" He gave her a pen and paper so she could tell him. She wrote a note for him that read 'the bastards won't let me fart...'

Posted: at 7-03-2011 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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I don't like to say this
Buh it has been PB4
Though dis is a nice remix.....
Posted: at 7-03-2011 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 7-03-2011 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  7-03-2011 07:32 PM
I don't like to say this
Buh it has been PB4
Though dis is a nice remix.....
ok ma!
Posted: at 7-03-2011 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Propellaswaggs at 7-03-2011 08:40 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 7-03-2011 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Poster ur remix has been inducted but dont be a pirate  Huh?
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 10:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  7-03-2011 08:22 PM
its better remixed than ordinary Pb4
ure right......The poster tried
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 9-03-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice grandma remix
Posted: at 9-03-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 07:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok.......
Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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