THE INTERVIEW

Date: 23-11-2008 11:40 am (16 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 23-11-2008 11:40 AM (16 years ago)
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One young man went for an Interview.

"When did Nigeria get independence?" He was asked.

"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1960" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?"

"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be an injustice to another." He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"

"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.
When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"

He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1960."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your father’s name?"

He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.

"Hey! Are you mad or what?"

He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report." 
 
Grin  Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-11-2008 11:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 23-11-2008 01:34 PM (16 years ago)
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a unique version of a very popular joke. still as fresh as ever. and did i say funny too? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2008 01:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 23-11-2008 02:15 PM (16 years ago)
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rezi thanx... but the grammar too much
Posted: at 23-11-2008 02:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 23-11-2008 03:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Good one there Rezi,very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 23-11-2008 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-11-2008 05:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 23-11-2008 03:43 PM
Good one there Rezi,very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dinho you thank me for the comment or the joke? if na the comment, i accept. if na the joke, no be me post am. thank the author, onyi Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2008 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 23-11-2008 05:56 PM (16 years ago)
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@ Rezi, since dinho4lyf na faceless being, him no fit see who post the joke.

@ Onyi, u will neva fail to impress me, funny joke
Posted: at 23-11-2008 05:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 23-11-2008 07:04 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: gen2esther on 23-11-2008 05:56 PM
@ Rezi, since dinho4lyf na faceless being, him no fit see who post the joke.

@ Onyi, u will neva fail to impress me, funny joke
you wan tell me say because dinho no get face e no get eyes too? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2008 07:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 24-11-2008 04:39 AM (16 years ago)
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@dinho4lyf u dey carry my glory go give rezi abi?? shine ur eye oh!

@Esthy... thanx a lot sweetie...

@rezi person wey no get face... no get eyes   Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2008 04:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-11-2008 06:24 AM (16 years ago)
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long one



u no dey hear say "no long tin"



funny joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2008 06:24 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 24-11-2008 07:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Toks_E...  long wetin?? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 24-11-2008 07:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 24-11-2008 09:25 AM (16 years ago)
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Onyinyen correct babe, thank for stoppin by. JBOY4SHEZO
Posted: at 24-11-2008 09:25 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 24-11-2008 09:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 24-11-2008 07:35 AM
Toks_E...  long wetin?? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
No long thing. SIMPLE. wetin you wan hear again? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2008 09:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 24-11-2008 10:23 AM (16 years ago)
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RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Posted: at 24-11-2008 10:23 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 24-11-2008 10:38 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 24-11-2008 09:25 AM
Onyinyen correct babe, thank for stoppin by. JBOY4SHEZO

why u wan thank me 4 here? abi u wan make pple know??
Posted: at 24-11-2008 10:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 24-11-2008 10:45 AM (16 years ago)
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@rezi as e be say u know wan make i know d thing wey no go long... ok na... d longer the better shaaa...
Posted: at 24-11-2008 10:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 24-11-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago)
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onyin ok i go keep our secret.
Posted: at 24-11-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 24-11-2008 12:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 24-11-2008 10:45 AM
@rezi as e be say u know wan make i know d thing wey no go long... ok na... d longer the better shaaa...
onyi, you be bishop pikin oh. y u dey do like this? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2008 12:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-11-2008 02:52 PM (16 years ago)
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hold it!!!!!!!!

fileh!!!!!

i say,No long tin!!!!!!!


Posted: at 24-11-2008 02:52 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 25-11-2008 07:12 AM (16 years ago)
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@rezi.. how u know me reach home like this?... i neva spoil...ooh.. i still dey read bible well... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 07:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeye89 at 25-11-2008 08:11 AM (16 years ago)
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lol.....too funny  Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 08:11 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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