Fart football

Date: 29-03-2011 8:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
- at 29-03-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes Gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the World was that?" The old man replied, " It's fart football."

A few minutes Later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7".

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, Tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

Posted: at 29-03-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 09:14 PM (14 years ago)
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yeye couples.......
Posted: at 29-03-2011 09:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 29-03-2011 09:20 PM (14 years ago)
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 ;DSick couple Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2011 09:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 29-03-2011 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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hehheehehehe
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-03-2011 11:21 PM (14 years ago)
Another fart and shit story,
what a sad story Angry
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:21 PM (14 years ago) |
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- bodeniyi at 29-03-2011 11:31 PM (14 years ago)
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sad indeed
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-03-2011 11:40 PM (14 years ago)
yes oooooooo
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:40 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 30-03-2011 05:16 AM (14 years ago)
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hohohohohohohohohoooooo Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:16 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Propellaswaggs at 30-03-2011 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 30-03-2011 11:58 AM (14 years ago)
 Grin Grin Grin
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- solid_solid at 30-03-2011 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehe ..... no make me cry here
Posted: at 30-03-2011 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-03-2011 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided Undecided
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- bodeniyi at 1-04-2011 01:14 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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