HOW D GERMANS DECEIVED D ENGLISH........u gotta be smart 2 read dis!

Date: 08-04-2011 6:11 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Alfred
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- at 8-04-2011 06:11 PM (11 years ago)
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

 

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy.

 

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

 

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

 

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

 

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

 

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

 

 

The last sentence is a correct german language which means exactly wat u think it means.... yeah! fact!

Posted: at 8-04-2011 06:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Amuwajoye at 8-04-2011 06:43 PM (11 years ago)
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is dis true?i advise dem to adopt yoruba
Posted: at 8-04-2011 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fashalyn at 8-04-2011 09:16 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Undecided Lips Sealed Undecided Lips Sealed Undecided

Posted: at 8-04-2011 09:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-04-2011 09:36 PM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 8-04-2011 09:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 8-04-2011 10:05 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Larrykingomoj at 8-04-2011 11:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Incorporation of German language into English, some room for accomodation, it is not bad.
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Larrykingomoj at 8-04-2011 11:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Incorporation of German language into English, some room for accomodation, it is not bad.
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presidoye at 9-04-2011 01:01 AM (11 years ago)
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greeze 2 ya elbow
Posted: at 9-04-2011 01:01 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- smarty01 at 9-04-2011 01:16 AM (11 years ago)
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lov that
Posted: at 9-04-2011 01:16 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- NjeziIyke at 9-04-2011 04:52 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 9-04-2011 04:52 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 9-04-2011 05:15 AM (11 years ago)
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red oil to ur elbow

Posted: at 9-04-2011 05:15 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-04-2011 11:14 AM (11 years ago)
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huh!!

Posted: at 11-04-2011 11:14 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jaolab at 11-04-2011 02:33 PM (11 years ago)
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 :- Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 11-04-2011 02:33 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-04-2011 02:53 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 11-04-2011 02:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 11-04-2011 02:59 PM (11 years ago)
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okay......... was this where the hausa language came from?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

Posted: at 11-04-2011 02:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-04-2011 10:12 PM (11 years ago)
first class yeye
from poster.
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- Skypon2002 at 20-04-2011 11:05 AM (11 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 20-04-2011 11:05 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- appleofHiseye at 20-04-2011 01:11 PM (11 years ago)
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u knw book
Posted: at 20-04-2011 01:11 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 20-04-2011 04:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: appleofHiseye on 20-04-2011 01:11 PM
u knw book

no him know paper Grin

Posted: at 20-04-2011 04:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Amakah at 20-04-2011 04:35 PM (11 years ago)
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das meine ich (ja)! das ist gut!
deutsch ist Englisch leise sprechend verkehrt!!! hahaahaaa
wanderber!
Posted: at 20-04-2011 04:35 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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