10 Commandments of Marriage

Date: 07-05-2011 4:18 am (12 years ago) | Author: Mary Claret
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- at 7-05-2011 04:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.

Posted: at 7-05-2011 04:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omotoyosolabisi at 7-05-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-05-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 7-05-2011 08:23 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-05-2011 08:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Splendidndy at 7-05-2011 09:36 PM (12 years ago)
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HAPPY MARRIED LIFE, JOOR! Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-05-2011 09:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 7-05-2011 09:52 PM (12 years ago)
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@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?
Posted: at 7-05-2011 09:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 7-05-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Mayb virus in ur system don chop 8,9 and 10. Bcos me I dey c d three numbers clear.
Posted: at 7-05-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 8-05-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy Cheesy

thats the beauty about marriage huh
Posted: at 8-05-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 8-05-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehe nice one!
Posted: at 8-05-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Lulu_Sazzie at 8-05-2011 06:23 PM (12 years ago)
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maryclaret nice one Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-05-2011 06:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- steyonce at 8-05-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago)
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DAT ONE  SWEET OH..FACTS
Posted: at 8-05-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 9-05-2011 12:25 AM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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- Deffney at 9-05-2011 04:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-05-2011 04:52 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on  7-05-2011 09:52 PM
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?

she never finish.........wat for second episode  Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:08 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:09 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on  7-05-2011 09:52 PM
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?

those ones them travel yesterday, if them come back she go post am.. Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:09 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on  7-05-2011 09:52 PM
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?
when she dey carry the ten of them, motor jam three of them   Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:11 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on  7-05-2011 09:52 PM
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?

8,9 and 10, get belle, so them dey hospital dey born pikin......them go born 11,12 and 13      Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:12 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 9-05-2011 08:26 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

cheiiii most wanted commentator!
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 9-05-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago)
na you sabi
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- Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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@deffeney, u mean me??
who wants me?
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- stifler at 9-05-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago)
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where are d remaining three??? dis is really nice to ponder upon.
Posted: at 9-05-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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