![-]( "dirtykid") dirtykid at 12-05-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago)  (m) These days delivery are normally conducted in the labour wards of hospitals .In the olden days and even in most rural communities in Africa common place include :
*The toilet
*the bathroom
*at the backyards
*in the bush
*etc
But i have seen cases where women deliver their babies in places like :
*The lift
*In the car
*In the church
Either by choice or chance .
Pals , where were u delivered and if u are given an opportunity to chose , where will u like to be delivered or have your baby delivered ?
If i have to choose, but unfortunately i can't make such decision.. too young to think at that level of age 
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !! | Posted: at 12-05-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago) (f) heaven.
lols so u want to be an angel ? 
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago) (f) hospital
ok
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) (f) These days delivery are normally conducted in the labour wards of hospitals .In the olden days and even in most rural communities in Africa common place include :
*The toilet
*the bathroom
*at the backyards
*in the bush
*etc
But i have seen cases where women deliver their babies in places like :
*The lift
*In the car
*In the church
Either by choice or chance .
Pals , where were u delivered and if u are given an opportunity to chose , where will u like to be delivered or have your baby delivered ?
If i have to choose, but unfortunately i can't make such decision.. too young to think at that level of age Supposing u r to choose ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) (f)
In good maternity ward in a good hospital with experienced staff.
dan fulani
heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Kennee") Kennee at 12-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) (m) Funny Question
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) (f) i prefer giving birth to all my kids at home.. with the help of a mid wife..
i dont like hospital delivery..
Poeple are encouraged to do that so that the hospitals will be decongested
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "trolling") trolling at 12-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) (m) You cant choose where to be born because where you would be born is up to your Creator. | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 12-05-2011 01:04 PM (13 years ago) (f) heaven.
lols so u want to be an angel ? NO BUT TO BOORN AN ANGEL
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) (f) I was told by mama that i was delivered at home... she said the speed i used to come out was too much that they have to pick me from under the bed but if i were to chose where to be born inside flight won't be a bad idea  ? heheheheeeeeeeeeeeee !!! i hope u did not hit ur head on the wall with the speed u came out ? In the plane ? what if there are not suitable materials to conduct a delivery there
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dirtykid") dirtykid at 12-05-2011 01:06 PM (13 years ago) (m) But is not my decision to make. Let me ask you one thing, What does it look like, when you were still unborn, Can you tell me where u was, what were u doing there and one thing you remember about there ? If u can get this answers, then i'm sure i can choose as well where i will like to be born.
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !! | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) (f) heaven.
lols so u want to be an angel ? NO BUT TO BOORN AN ANGEL hmmmmmmmmmmm that means u want to turn spirit
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) (f) @ DK i know its not possible to know such things but i asked "supposing its possible to do" But you have the ability to choose where u will like ur wife to deliver ur baby....................so what do u choose ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) (f) I think in galaxy or somewhere in jupiter will be perfect,while the Aliens will be the Doctors and nurses.
lolz
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dirtykid") dirtykid at 12-05-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) (m) @ DK i know its not possible to know such things but i asked "supposing its possible to do"
But you have the ability to choose where u will like ur wife to deliver ur baby....................so what do u choose ?
Kool..  If am to choose where my wife will deliver, Of course good maternity home, the best one in town, anywhere of her choice around the globe.
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !! | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) (f) does it matter where u were born, labour can start any where the most important thing is to deliver safely
yea ; but its adviceable to plan abaut urdelivery . Some have precipitate labour that they deliver before getting to the hospital .
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sobeit") sobeit at 12-05-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) (m) I think in galaxy or somewhere in jupiter will be perfect,while the Aliens will be the Doctors and nurses.
lolz why d lolz? i think u said we should choose? so i prefer the above place. | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) (f) @ DK i know its not possible to know such things but i asked "supposing its possible to do"
But you have the ability to choose where u will like ur wife to deliver ur baby....................so what do u choose ?
Kool.. If am to choose where my wife will deliver, Of course good maternity home, the best one in town, anywhere of her choice around the globe. i know of a couple that is planning to have their baby in the forest
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) (f) I think in galaxy or somewhere in jupiter will be perfect,while the Aliens will be the Doctors and nurses.
lolz why d lolz? i think u said we should choose? so i prefer the above place. lolz because its ur choice
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 12-05-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) (f) On the Moon would be perfect!
heheheheeeeeeeeeeee !!! so the force of gravity will not affect u ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 12-05-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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