My real life experience but laugh it off.

Fellow friends, it is advisable to critically examine a girl b4 wooing or dating her. I kud rememba wen I ws seekin admissn,on my way 2 UNAD,I ws sittin bside a beautiful girl in d bus. I ws carried away by her beauty 2 notice she ws coverin her legs wit a cloth. I confessed my luv @ firstsight, she luked @ me & smiled, sincerely I ws charmed wit her smile, so I said it is either her or nobody. Unfortunately,our bus spoilt on d road so we hv 2 com dwn.I ws d first person 2 com dwn 4rm d bus bcos I wantd to ease myself b4 my ANGEL comes out. I ws surprise 2 c a creature on cloth comin towards me. I ws scared until she calld my name "Chris darling..." I could nt let her finishd b4 I shoutd "JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH" In fear I lookd clearly,bhold, she ws no 1 but, crawlin little creature lyk a goat, Precious, d girl sittin bside me in d bus. She said, "I've plonder on wat u tld me, I've heard u, I lv u & I'v calld my Mom dat I'v seen my CROWN!" I ws tld wat happend thereafta @ d hospital that I was running until collapsed but the girl has paid my hospital bill.

Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

 
no be small thing oo

the one wey i woo dey wear eyeshades, as i woo am finish that day,
the next day i called her on the phone, to go on a date and it was on that day i discovered that
she half past 4 eyes...........

o boy, no be small thing oo.... i just cool down find my square root...... the babe wait for me tire 

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

and for u too 

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na tales by moonlight not tiles u YEYE

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 11:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 
see this one oooo
wetin bring tales by moon light here again? 

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@ POSTER GOOD FOR YOU, AND OTHER GUYS THAT LIKES WOOING ANYHOW DATS A LESSON FOR YOU LEARN.

Posted: at 18-05-2011 12:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if u se am make u no run oo 

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 
OKIRI u be fowl

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 
u blind i swear how many colours u dey see.

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Posted: at 18-05-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac