End of the World May 21st: Doomsday 2011 (Page 2)

Date: 20-05-2011 2:24 pm (13 years ago) | Author: HARMLESS
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- ONYECAM at 21-05-2011 09:24 AM (13 years ago)
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PLEASE GOD I TAKE JESUS DEY BEG U,NO SEND JESUS NOW,AND JESUS I TAKE GOD DEY BEG U NO COME NOW,PLS AM STILL VERY VERY BUSY HERE,
Posted: at 21-05-2011 09:24 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- GOLDENMEDAH at 21-05-2011 09:40 AM (13 years ago)
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oK, if it's true God 4give my sin and make heaven my home..
Posted: at 21-05-2011 09:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omonsandra at 21-05-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago)
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just too funny,,,,lol

He better not, atleast not in Nigeria. Else, those vigilantes might mistake him for one and he might end up dying again. This time however, it will not be on the cross. It would be through burning tyres. Abeg you Jesu, no try to come like a thief to Naija. Naija people wicked pass Jews and Romans people
Posted: at 21-05-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- omonsandra at 21-05-2011 09:44 AM (13 years ago)
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just too funny,,,,lol

He better not, atleast not in Nigeria. Else, those vigilantes might mistake him for one and he might end up dying again. This time however, it will not be on the cross. It would be through burning tyres. Abeg you Jesu, no try to come like a thief to Naija. Naija people wicked pass Jews and Romans people o
Posted: at 21-05-2011 09:44 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- eoadex2003 at 21-05-2011 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Na their own word go end in Jesus name.
Posted: at 21-05-2011 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chik001 at 21-05-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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...when I begin make money and enjoy myself na hin The World wan come to an end...

...why e no end when Abacha dey post or when the twin towers fell...?

...make e cool down oo!!
Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Innoutt at 21-05-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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   Cheesy Cheesy :Dthis is funny, playing game with the things of GOD. trying to know when Jesus will come is trying to be wiser than the Son of God. this is uncalled for; i mean to know the date is not necessary. just believe the bible, that's all. i will never be worried of this type of prophecy. the major  problem in prophecy now is people telling people that 'their parents is 'a witch' and encouraging same to kill, disassociate, starve them, and etc as solution. not by deliverance. may God save us.  Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoutt at 21-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chik001 on 21-05-2011 10:12 AM
...when I begin make money and enjoy myself na hin The World wan come to an end...

...why e no end when Abacha dey post or when the twin towers fell...?

...make e cool down oo!!
If you had hated Abacha so much by then you would have prayed for this while he was there Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- divineproject at 21-05-2011 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ONYECAM on 21-05-2011 09:24 AM
PLEASE GOD I TAKE JESUS DEY BEG U,NO SEND JESUS NOW,AND JESUS I TAKE GOD DEY BEG U NO COME NOW,PLS AM STILL VERY VERY BUSY HERE,

lol........hilarious
Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 21-05-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chisparlis on 21-05-2011 10:52 AM
Quote from: favourp on 20-05-2011 02:28 PM
dear country people no body knows when the Lord is coming back again, all u have to do is to get prepared and amend your ways because he will come like a thief in the night  it may be any time BUT no body knows

 Grin Grin Grin Grin What if he come like a thief in the night and i mistakenly shot him with my gun.....Anyway he may truly come like a thief because i don even see where jesus carry laptop dey browse.



No try am ooo......lol
Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Innoutt at 21-05-2011 10:57 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: eoadex2003 on 21-05-2011 09:46 AM
Na their own word go end in Jesus name.

 they should wait  even like prisoners if need be. this is Gods case to decide; no vote for this Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:57 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- samitex4usa2004 at 21-05-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago)
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can u see
Jesus even said so that not even Him knows
but He gave signs
for u not to be carried away these last days
please STICK to ur BIBLEs for preparation
upliftment and courage
Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- monday3 at 21-05-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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i think say bible say Jesus is coming like a thief.
Posted: at 21-05-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- divineproject at 21-05-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chisparlis on 21-05-2011 11:08 AM
@Poster abeg help me confirm from pastor Adeboye  if him go follow jesus like a thief go heaven so that i go secure one of him jet......me i never won go heaven now may next time.

hahahahaha.............ole, thief
Posted: at 21-05-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- palwithtunde at 21-05-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmm...if u re lukin 4 wu 2 giv ur ofrin 2 am availaible. And reachable. 'Yeye'
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- Adikpe at 21-05-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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No body knows when the day will come and
it definitely not be the day people predicted.
Posted: at 21-05-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- japhethjeff at 21-05-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago)
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is already 21:04 Saturday in australia nothing happen...................
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- maduxmiller at 21-05-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg oooo...make  him  no come  now ooo, nobi  after  i  don  spent money  for  my babe,  and  she  promise  say  na  sunday  22 may  we  go go  flenjure, na  him  he  won  come  now..{sartuday}
for  what  nah....if  na  joke  make  una  stop  am ooooo....
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Innoutt at 21-05-2011 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on 21-05-2011 11:17 AM
Quote from: chisparlis on 21-05-2011 11:08 AM
@Poster abeg help me confirm from pastor Adeboye  if him go follow jesus like a thief go heaven so that i go secure one of him jet......me i never won go heaven now may next time.

hahahahaha.............ole, thief

who be thief here? poster, prophet, pastor Adeboye. please explain well. my hand is clean. and if you mean Jesus, i no follow  oo Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 21-05-2011 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoutt at 21-05-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on 21-05-2011 11:17 AM
Quote from: chisparlis on 21-05-2011 11:08 AM
@Poster abeg help me confirm from pastor Adeboye  if him go follow jesus like a thief go heaven so that i go secure one of him jet......me i never won go heaven now may next time.

hahahahaha.............ole, thief

who be thief here? poster, prophet, pastor Adeboye. please explain well. my hand is clean. and if you mean Jesus, i no follow  oo Shocked
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Quote from: maduxmiller on 21-05-2011 12:14 PM
Abeg oooo...make  him  no come  now ooo, nobi  after  i  don  spent money  for  my babe,  and  she  promise  say  na  sunday  22 may  we  go go  flenjure, na  him  he  won  come  now..{sartuday}
for  what  nah....if  na  joke  make  una  stop  am ooooo....

is like you need this kind of prophecy
Posted: at 21-05-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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