A man decided to have a face-lift for his b'day. He spends $5,000 & feels really good abt the results. On his way home, he stops @ a newsstand & buys a paper. B4 leaving, he says to the sales clerk, 'I hope u dont mind me asking, but how old do u think I am?' 'Abt 35,' was the reply. 'I am actually 47,' d man says feeling really happy.
After dat, he goes for lunch and asks the clerk thesame Qu... D reply is, 'Oh u look abt 29'. 'I am actually 47'. Later, while standing @ a bus stop, he asks an old woman dsame Qu... She replies, 'I am 85yrs old, 7 my eyesight is going. But wen I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down ur pants & play with ur BALLS for 10mins, I will b able to tell you ur exact age.'
As dia was no one around, d man thinks, What d hell & let her slip her hand down his pants. 10mins later, the old lady says, "Ok, it's done. YOU ARE 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do dat?"
The old lady replies, "I WAS BEHIND U AT LUNCH."
Posted: at 22-05-2011 04:42 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
chicanorose at 23-05-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: omoadu on 22-05-2011 04:42 AM
A man decided to have a face-lift for his b'day. He spends $5,000 & feels really good abt the results. On his way home, he stops @ a newsstand & buys a paper. B4 leaving, he says to the sales clerk, 'I hope u dont mind me asking, but how old do u think I am?' 'Abt 35,' was the reply. 'I am actually 47,' d man says feeling really happy.
After dat, he goes for lunch and asks the clerk thesame Qu... D reply is, 'Oh u look abt 29'. 'I am actually 47'. Later, while standing @ a bus stop, he asks an old woman dsame Qu... She replies, 'I am 85yrs old, 7 my eyesight is going. But wen I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down ur pants & play with ur BALLS for 10mins, I will b able to tell you ur exact age.'
As dia was no one around, d man thinks, What d hell & let her slip her hand down his pants. 10mins later, the old lady says, "Ok, it's done. YOU ARE 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do dat?"
The old lady replies, "I WAS BEHIND U AT LUNCH."
smart old woman
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 23-05-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
KINGJHOE at 23-05-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: chicanorose on 23-05-2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: omoadu on 22-05-2011 04:42 AM
A man decided to have a face-lift for his b'day. He spends $5,000 & feels really good abt the results. On his way home, he stops @ a newsstand & buys a paper. B4 leaving, he says to the sales clerk, 'I hope u dont mind me asking, but how old do u think I am?' 'Abt 35,' was the reply. 'I am actually 47,' d man says feeling really happy.
After dat, he goes for lunch and asks the clerk thesame Qu... D reply is, 'Oh u look abt 29'. 'I am actually 47'. Later, while standing @ a bus stop, he asks an old woman dsame Qu... She replies, 'I am 85yrs old, 7 my eyesight is going. But wen I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down ur pants & play with ur BALLS for 10mins, I will b able to tell you ur exact age.'
As dia was no one around, d man thinks, What d hell & let her slip her hand down his pants. 10mins later, the old lady says, "Ok, it's done. YOU ARE 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do dat?"
The old lady replies, "I WAS BEHIND U AT LUNCH."
smart old woman
Posted: at 23-05-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
KINGJHOE at 23-05-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: chicanorose on 23-05-2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: omoadu on 22-05-2011 04:42 AM
A man decided to have a face-lift for his b'day. He spends $5,000 & feels really good abt the results. On his way home, he stops @ a newsstand & buys a paper. B4 leaving, he says to the sales clerk, 'I hope u dont mind me asking, but how old do u think I am?' 'Abt 35,' was the reply. 'I am actually 47,' d man says feeling really happy.
After dat, he goes for lunch and asks the clerk thesame Qu... D reply is, 'Oh u look abt 29'. 'I am actually 47'. Later, while standing @ a bus stop, he asks an old woman dsame Qu... She replies, 'I am 85yrs old, 7 my eyesight is going. But wen I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down ur pants & play with ur BALLS for 10mins, I will b able to tell you ur exact age.'
As dia was no one around, d man thinks, What d hell & let her slip her hand down his pants. 10mins later, the old lady says, "Ok, it's done. YOU ARE 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do dat?"
The old lady replies, "I WAS BEHIND U AT LUNCH."
smart old woman
Posted: at 23-05-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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