Naijapals personalicheats of the year is back
.....Just like d annual but ridiculous gay carnival in Canada, naijapals personalicheats of d year is back with a bang. Full of flaws but still accepted(just d way an inmate shoves down his throat whatever he's given to eat in kirikiri), d last year's edition is no better than this but what marks dis year's award out is d aspiration(or 'ipad'ration) of some certain members of dis site. One thing is to rob a bank another thing is to get caught and say all d money in the vault belongs to you...
Writer's verdict.....sophie,50cents I hail ooo. To say una be ribadu campaign minister, he wld have been our presido now
Ipad is worth dying for.....
Not long after d price for the personlicheat winner was announced(ipad) np became a campaign zone for np personali(u know it) wannabes, comments like 'vote 50' 'vote stephen' 'vote sophie' became a paraphrase. But dats not even d problem but some invisible & magical votes by ghost profiles which sophie & 50 hugely benefited from...
Writer's verdict....Its crystal clear Sophie will probably win with d way she's been spinning & creating ********. but take heart 50, there is also a price for d runners-up.....enjoy ur sour grapes
It pays to be a servant....
You know, what can I say. I mean being a servant of GOD is much more rewarding than being a mega star or politician. A list from a certain forbes blogger shows our politicians are nothing but a pony show horse, talking about d money our pastors have it.....believe it, bank-Ole is in efcc's net bcos of a change dat is not even enuf for some pastors to buy a private jet.
Writer's verdict.......what do u expect me to say? The LORD is gooooood.......all the time
Nigeria is a terrorist country....
About nearly 18 months ago when a very dumb and oloshistic nigerian boy(mumutallab) tried & failed to blow up a plane, d united states swiftly listed nigeria as a terrorist nation. Our reactions? "usa dey craze" "na we say make dem train osama?"(ignorance) "phyuk dem", those are d rants dis writer can remember, but its nearly 2yrs and nearly half of naija will agree with America that we are a real terror...d oct. 1st bombing, militant bombing everywhere & kidnapping anything kidnapable
,boko haram and d recent bombing of d police headquarters. To make matters worse, we invited d same usa to help deal with d terrorism We stubbornly denied .....Writer's verdict......we no be terrorist country ooo...na only criminal we be
Kebella is everybody's wife....
After her well known separation with 50, it was a big surprise to be see her loving 50 again after he was leading d vote surprisingly b4 sophie came with her magic pangbariti vote.......
Writer's verdict.....kebella can as well be my wife if I get d cheddar . Ride on jare, its just dat Sophie has put not a spanner but a wrench in ur aspiration to be d 1st lady
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i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either 
...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
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