HER BODY'S A TEMPLE Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?" So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear." The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?" She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:05 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
dinho4lyf at 18-12-2008 07:35 PM (16 years ago) (m)
don't get it
Posted: at 18-12-2008 07:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14_Inches_Long at 23-12-2008 01:28 AM (16 years ago) (m)
I dont blame you guys. You are all used to Nigerian jokes. What you all forgot is that though some people might be from Nigeria, many others are not. 60% of the people on this site are living outside Nigeria. So wake up and educate your mind.
Many of us are not living in Nigeria and have left Nigeria long time ago. If you don't get this, I wonder what you are going to get.
Anyway, continue with your local jokes. Good luck.
14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 23-12-2008 01:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac