THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK!

Date: 23-12-2008 11:22 am (16 years ago) | Author: DUPE OMISORE
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- at 23-12-2008 11:22 AM (16 years ago)
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One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"

His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".

The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...

"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"

Posted: at 23-12-2008 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- segxi at 23-12-2008 01:17 PM (16 years ago)
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Over read, pls get something new
Posted: at 23-12-2008 01:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-12-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago)
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OVER POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 23-12-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 23-12-2008 07:24 PM (16 years ago)
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dosn't matter provided,its still funny.let's ncourage ourselves
Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:24 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- esduny at 23-12-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 23-12-2008 01:17 PM
Over read, pls get something new
Quote from: rezimero on 23-12-2008 01:56 PM
OVER POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
how would I know it has been posted before, I'm a newbie, forgotten Angry
Posted: at 23-12-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- josfeem at 23-12-2008 10:35 PM (16 years ago)
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nice but posted b4
Posted: at 23-12-2008 10:35 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 24-12-2008 02:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: esduny on 23-12-2008 09:16 PM
Quote from: segxi on 23-12-2008 01:17 PM
Over read, pls get something new
Quote from: rezimero on 23-12-2008 01:56 PM
OVER POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
how would I know it has been posted before, I'm a newbie, forgotten Angry
You should have reviewed other posts okay
Posted: at 24-12-2008 02:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 24-12-2008 02:44 PM (16 years ago)
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quite long.......am tired
Posted: at 24-12-2008 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 24-12-2008 08:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: esduny on 23-12-2008 09:16 PM
Quote from: segxi on 23-12-2008 01:17 PM
Over read, pls get something new
Quote from: rezimero on 23-12-2008 01:56 PM
OVER POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
how would I know it has been posted before, I'm a newbie, forgotten Angry
Huh?
Posted: at 24-12-2008 08:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 25-12-2008 12:03 AM (16 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 25-12-2008 12:03 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- esduny at 26-12-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago)
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@segxi
Quote from: segxi on 24-12-2008 02:22 PM
Quote from: esduny on 23-12-2008 09:16 PM
Quote from: segxi on 23-12-2008 01:17 PM
Over read, pls get something new
Quote from: rezimero on 23-12-2008 01:56 PM
OVER POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
how would I know it has been posted before, I'm a newbie, forgotten Angry
You should have reviewed other posts okay

 Huh? you think I no get work abi,do you how many posts are in the jokes section. Angry
Posted: at 26-12-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 26-12-2008 10:25 PM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-12-2008 10:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 02:00 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: esduny on 26-12-2008 07:13 PM
@segxi
Quote from: segxi on 24-12-2008 02:22 PM
Quote from: esduny on 23-12-2008 09:16 PM
Quote from: segxi on 23-12-2008 01:17 PM
Over read, pls get something new
Quote from: rezimero on 23-12-2008 01:56 PM
OVER POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
how would I know it has been posted before, I'm a newbie, forgotten Angry
You should have reviewed other posts okay

 Huh? you think I no get work abi,do you how many posts are in the jokes section. Angry
dat no be excuse. when you f**k up gree say you f**k up
Posted: at 28-12-2008 02:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 28-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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u one prove strong head now
Posted: at 28-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 28-12-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Abeg make una no kill am now... Im no know...
Posted: at 28-12-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 10:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: esduny on 23-12-2008 11:22 AM
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"

His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".

The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...

"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"



if to say u no be gurl we for do u somthing for this place.........


y u com be gurl na?Huh???

just relax...no dey post overposted jokes for this area
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:35 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 10:52 PM (16 years ago)
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ashewo Huh?
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 10:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Yeee!!!!!! a whole me
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:54 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago)
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u like am
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 11:07 PM (16 years ago)
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una for tell me since say she be girl na
Posted: at 29-12-2008 11:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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