Ok! I was hoping to have a perfect afternoon,maybe go to a quiet area and write.Told you I was working on my novel right!Well, I haven't written a line in five days and I feel awful,like my dream of winning the Orange Prize for Fiction is slipping away! 8)Then I get the call!A call I knew I would one day receive but, didn't know it would be so soon.
"Jide... left ....me....my friend Tonia stammered between tears :'( :'(."oh he did?"well, I guess you guys would make-up as you've always done in the past.(I had lost count of the number of times Tonia had taken Jide back after one of his cheating sprees)." I don't think he would be coming back"she continued between louder sobs. "I think you are just being hysterical" :'(.I said with optimism."Jide would be back I know"(I didn't want him back with her,she deserved better)I mean I expected the breakup!Jide was a hopeless womaniser.I saw that from the first time Tonia introduced me to him.He winked at me seductively(gross).. of course, I couldn't tell her. She would probably kill me,and kill herself afterwards.Then she dropped the bomb.
He left me for a CALABAR girl.My mouth hung open in shock, :ojust the way it was the first time I watched Omotala walk down the red carpet of the Grammy's in that gross sexy dress.At that point in time, I knew that was it. The fear of a Calabar girl is the beggining of wisdom(some one said it oooo,not me).The issue here is, why does everyone feel calabar girls are that hot that they could snatch your man in a blink of an eye?Is this really true or have we given them much more credit than they deserve?I see the danger stares ladies give me when they see me around their men whom I have professional relationships with.They are usually very nice ,until they hear the name"Emeh" and I just know,they think I'm Calabar.
When women discuss,they always say"God forbid I employ a calabar girl as a house maid".Don't you see Ini Edo or Florence Ita Giwa (that's what they say oooh)?Well, I personally think,they are over hyped. I guess I wont have to find out, coz im definitely not employing a calabar girl as a housemaid(straight face)
NB:for the foreigners who read my blog, Calabar is a state in Nigeria reputable for its beauty, rich culture and women with big bums )
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Posted: at 6-09-2011 05:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
emeh r u sure u r not from calaber? well i heard(haven't tested b4) there r only good in bed do to their ukwu nnu. for d physical appearance i don't think they r hot
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Posted: at 6-09-2011 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
A flirt would always remain a flirt...whether the lady is a Calabarian or from Afghanistan...You already stated the reason why he left her...not because a Calabar girl came into the picture but because he had been a FLIRT from day 1...it just took him long enough to end the relationship...or should I say it took your friend long enough to see the handwriting on the wall...For me, whatever special endowment Calabar ladies have, you can find in ladies from other tribes...
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Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Ok! I was hoping to have a perfect afternoon,maybe go to a quiet area and write.Told you I was working on my novel right!Well, I haven't written a line in five days and I feel awful,like my dream of winning the Orange Prize for Fiction is slipping away! 8)Then I get the call!A call I knew I would one day receive but, didn't know it would be so soon.
"Jide... left ....me....my friend Tonia stammered between tears :'( :'(."oh he did?"well, I guess you guys would make-up as you've always done in the past.(I had lost count of the number of times Tonia had taken Jide back after one of his cheating sprees)." I don't think he would be coming back"she continued between louder sobs. "I think you are just being hysterical" :'(.I said with optimism."Jide would be back I know"(I didn't want him back with her,she deserved better)I mean I expected the breakup!Jide was a hopeless womaniser.I saw that from the first time Tonia introduced me to him.He winked at me seductively(gross).. of course, I couldn't tell her. She would probably kill me,and kill herself afterwards.Then she dropped the bomb.
He left me for a CALABAR girl.My mouth hung open in shock, :ojust the way it was the first time I watched Omotala walk down the red carpet of the Grammy's in that gross sexy dress.At that point in time, I knew that was it. The fear of a Calabar girl is the beggining of wisdom(some one said it oooo,not me).The issue here is, why does everyone feel calabar girls are that hot that they could snatch your man in a blink of an eye?Is this really true or have we given them much more credit than they deserve?I see the danger stares ladies give me when they see me around their men whom I have professional relationships with.They are usually very nice ,until they hear the name"Emeh" and I just know,they think I'm Calabar.
When women discuss,they always say"God forbid I employ a calabar girl as a house maid".Don't you see Ini Edo or Florence Ita Giwa (that's what they say oooh)?Well, I personally think,they are over hyped. I guess I wont have to find out, coz im definitely not employing a calabar girl as a housemaid(straight face)
NB:for the foreigners who read my blog, Calabar is a state in Nigeria reputable for its beauty, rich culture and women with big bums )
visit my blog
sorry to hear abt ur friend but EMEH is not a calabar name but EMEM..
Posted: at 7-09-2011 04:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
giftmurphy at 7-09-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago) (f)
M A PROUDLY HALF CALABAR GIRL,the fin u should be askin too is the guy poster or u fink d calabar chik will just go and ask the guy out???d guy 2 is involve in it o.
Posted: at 7-09-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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........yu already no that 
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