let's get some xperience

Date: 13-11-2011 2:31 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 13-11-2011 02:31 PM (10 years ago)
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WEDDING TEST... I was a very happy
man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only
one little thing bothering me...It was
her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-
two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a
nice view. It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else. One day her 'little'
sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she
wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me.'I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the
door, and headed straight towards my
car. Lo and behold,my entire future
family was standing outside, all
clapping!With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We
are very happy that you have passed
our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family.. The moral of this story
is:Always keep your condoms in your
car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test............... Nt me pls

Posted: at 13-11-2011 02:31 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 13-11-2011 03:43 PM (10 years ago)
who want read ram?
for me no time.
Posted: at 13-11-2011 03:43 PM (10 years ago) |
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- jeffrey4u at 13-11-2011 03:44 PM (10 years ago)
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seen n read over n over again
Posted: at 13-11-2011 03:44 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 13-11-2011 03:47 PM (10 years ago)
tell ram mike he hear lam
Posted: at 13-11-2011 03:47 PM (10 years ago) |
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- at 13-11-2011 03:47 PM (10 years ago)
Quote from: emejuru on 13-11-2011 03:47 PM
tell ram make he hear lam
Posted: at 13-11-2011 03:47 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 13-11-2011 04:20 PM (10 years ago)
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olodo emejuru  Grin
u no sabi read?

Posted: at 13-11-2011 04:20 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 13-11-2011 04:24 PM (10 years ago)
baba olodo , you no go school ni
Posted: at 13-11-2011 04:24 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 13-11-2011 11:07 PM (10 years ago)
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When was this thing posted here in this forum? 2004 or 2003 someone should please remind me

Posted: at 13-11-2011 11:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-11-2011 11:15 PM (10 years ago)
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Wondering

Posted: at 13-11-2011 11:15 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 13-11-2011 11:23 PM (10 years ago)
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continue

Posted: at 13-11-2011 11:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 13-11-2011 11:25 PM (10 years ago)
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I DON EVEN 4GET WHEN I POST AM COS IM THE ONE THAT POST IT BUT THIS GUY MODIFY AM
Posted: at 13-11-2011 11:25 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-11-2011 11:42 PM (10 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 13-11-2011 11:42 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 14-11-2011 12:56 AM (10 years ago)
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ko

Posted: at 14-11-2011 12:56 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2011 08:24 AM (10 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 14-11-2011 08:24 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 14-11-2011 10:39 AM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 14-11-2011 10:39 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 14-11-2011 06:24 PM (10 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 14-11-2011 06:24 PM (10 years ago) |
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- dinho4lyf at 14-11-2011 11:19 PM (10 years ago)
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which people de make noise here?
Posted: at 14-11-2011 11:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 14-11-2011 11:21 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 13-11-2011 04:20 PM
olodo emejuru  Grin
u no sabi read?
tell am abeg
Posted: at 14-11-2011 11:21 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2011 11:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Yeye

Posted: at 14-11-2011 11:37 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 16-11-2011 03:59 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2011 03:59 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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