![-]( "Beauti4") Beauti4 at 4-01-2012 07:52 PM (13 years ago)  (f) My girlfriend told me she would go out in the snow and write her name with it,
it was something she had tried to do since the 5th grade when she saw a boy
do it and she was awfully impressed.
You lie...that thing is too sensitive for something like snow...please cook up something else abeg | Posted: at 4-01-2012 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 4-01-2012 11:08 PM (13 years ago) (f) I am not among this one poster. You would have ask about what we can do if we are become a man for one day. Then I would elaborate on what I would have done to mother-nature.
u ar right | Posted: at 4-01-2012 11:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "pala88") pala88 at 5-01-2012 12:22 AM (13 years ago) (f) are you saying that men would be more comfortable wearing a dress?
if i were a man i would. Cant imagine havin somethin between legs:P | Posted: at 5-01-2012 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "pala88") pala88 at 5-01-2012 12:24 AM (13 years ago) (f) ah dat is nt true
thats true  | Posted: at 5-01-2012 12:24 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "thumble") thumble at 5-01-2012 09:23 AM (13 years ago) (m) would not even eva tink of xchanging my dick 4 a *** | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:23 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 09:24 AM (13 years ago) (f) onyinyechi you won't understand d sweetness of BJ until u ve a penis for 24hrs.
lolz 
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:24 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 09:27 AM (13 years ago) (f) @onyiis, I just remember what my ex-girlfriend said to me 11yrs ago. She wish if it was possible 4 her to exchange her womanhood with my manhood, she said
she would have bang me and make sure she injured my body. I ask her why, she said sometime she go home and spread her legs wide across hot water after overhauling. Unfortunately 4 her, my manhood cannot be exchange 4 anything not even my life. The reason why i chase money everywhere, live happily is because of my manhood.
hmmm , wait , she could have other plans oooo
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 09:27 AM (13 years ago) (f) If I had a penis for a day,it means my sense of thinking would drop and all I would begin to think of would be sex..that's what men does isn't it?
gbam !!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago) (f) You are the second lady now saying something about doing the helicopter, pls if you don't mind how is this helicopter thing done? Just curious!
heheheheeeeeeeeeeeee !!! so u wnat to learn that from women that have no penis ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 5-01-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago) (f) thats true it's nt true. u can say women enjoy sex more than men bt definately don't like sex more than men | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 09:31 AM (13 years ago) (f) Wow! Havin a penis al day? Intrestin. Firstly i wil weigh it knw d inches,length. Den wil start my B.J work,den d normal wk, al d style must be practise b4 d day runs out. Slow and steady no bruises.
lolz
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:31 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 09:31 AM (13 years ago) (f) I dey come...Na new yr we dey ooo..Running mood activated
is that a new year resolution ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:31 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 09:32 AM (13 years ago) (f) God forbid!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(with full speed!!)
a beg make i join u in this race >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Bend") Bend at 5-01-2012 10:29 AM (13 years ago) (m) I like this topic. it reminds me of one of my classmate. she did told me that assuming her Virginia do stand like the penis, her's would have been tearing her skirt every time. lol well, for the ladies, i could lend u one for a day | Posted: at 5-01-2012 10:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 11:56 AM (13 years ago) (f) I like this topic. it reminds me of one of my classmate. she did told me that assuming her Virginia do stand like the penis, her's would have been tearing her skirt every time. lol
well, for the ladies, i could lend u one for a day
so how many do u have ? 
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 11:57 AM (13 years ago) (f) Impossible, I can't be among cos am a man not woman. Infact make they come take my own offer am to women, cos the thing de worry me tooooo much!
so na disease ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 11:59 AM (13 years ago) (f)
We simply love it when u blow the balls to get bigger.
but is it really beeing blown or sucked ? 
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 5-01-2012 12:00 PM (13 years ago) (f) u sure? just give it a second thought lolz
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 5-01-2012 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Emmandazie") Emmandazie at 5-01-2012 12:02 PM (13 years ago) (m) @Onyiis, na disease cos anytime yi only wan 'chop'....... so na sucking u know? eusssssshhh! | Posted: at 5-01-2012 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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