PAU PAU

Date: 20-01-2012 6:40 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 20-01-2012 06:40 PM (13 years ago)
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A man went 2 his pastor, knelt
 down and began confesin
 tearfully: Pastor, I have sinned.
 Pastor : My son, what did you do,
 just confess what exactly you did?
 God Almighty will forgive you.
 Man: (sobbing), Pastor I
 committed adultery with several
 of the female church members.
 Pastor : can you mention their
 names and how many times you
 slept with each of them? You see,
 for your forgiveness to be
 complete, you need to mention
 them, so that we can also pray
 for them.
 Man...: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am
 ashamed.
 ... Pastor; Okay this is what we will
 do; after service, we will go to the
 church entrance together and
 watch members come out, once
 anyone you have slept with
 comes out, just say 'pau'. If it is
 once you slept with her. The
 Number of times you say 'pau'
 will
 indicate the Number of times you
 slept with that particular person.
 And so they went to the church
 entrance.
 Head usher passes wriggling her
 buttocks.
 Man: Pau. Pau
 Pastor: The Lord forgive you.
 Deacon’s wife passes carrying
 bible.
 Man: Pau
 Pastor :May the Lord forgive you.
 A choir member passes singing.
 Man: Pau pau pau
 Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes,
 he will.
 Lo n behold…Pastor’s wife passes
 by and Man goes off like a
 machine gun.
 Man: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
 Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
 Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
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 Pau Pau...
 Pastor: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee...chineke me oooooooooooooooooo !!!
 May God punish your father!!!!!!!
 God will never forgive you.

Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 06:42 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
too many jokes from you today  Grin i go read this 1 later Smiley i don tire  Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:50 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
wetin dat wan mean na
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mimibaby_5 on 20-01-2012 06:42 PM
too many jokes from you today  Grin i go read this 1 later Smiley i don tire  Grin
come take water Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2012 10:28 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Hehehehehehe no be small pau pau
Posted: at 20-01-2012 10:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 21-01-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 21-01-2012 03:53 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Posted b4 na
Posted: at 21-01-2012 03:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 21-01-2012 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm how many times i go read dis joke, e don become pure water Angry
Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jublow at 21-01-2012 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
poster how many pau d man do 4 u?............
Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 21-01-2012 08:52 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Hmmmmm
Posted: at 21-01-2012 08:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 11:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jublow on 21-01-2012 04:35 PM
poster how many pau d man do 4 u?............
yeye Cheesy
Posted: at 23-01-2012 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 23-01-2012 02:15 PM (13 years ago)
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queen pls look for a new joke to post na, dis is pb....
Posted: at 23-01-2012 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 23-01-2012 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 23-01-2012 11:59 AM
yeye Cheesy
u no wnt tell me abi?
Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 07:05 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2012 07:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 12:22 AM (13 years ago)
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Pau pau
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 24-01-2012 10:10 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 10:10 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 24-01-2012 04:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 23-01-2012 07:05 PM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Wink Wink Wink y d look na
Posted: at 24-01-2012 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 11:46 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Pau pau
Posted: at 24-01-2012 11:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 25-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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 Sad Sad
Posted: at 25-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 25-01-2012 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 25-01-2012 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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