Ugly woman

Date: 28-01-2012 2:37 pm (13 years ago) | Author: famuyiwa oluwatosin raphael
- at 28-01-2012 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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An ugly woman walked into a supermarket with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them.

The supermarket salesman pleasantly said:
Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, Are they twin?

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said "hello, No they are not. The older is 9 and the younger is 7.
The ugly Woman asked; Why the hell would u think they're twins? Are u blind, or just stupid''?

He Replied,"I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would sleep wit u twice

Posted: at 28-01-2012 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2012 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-01-2012 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoi joke of the week
Posted: at 28-01-2012 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2012 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-01-2012 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Wink Wink
Posted: at 28-01-2012 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 28-01-2012 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 28-01-2012 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 07:13 PM (13 years ago)
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close ya mouth
Posted: at 28-01-2012 07:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- tmaxdon at 28-01-2012 09:08 PM (13 years ago)
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I know say all of una don laugh tire..no worry I still dey wash the cloth I never spread am... Huh? Cool Grin Wink
Posted: at 28-01-2012 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 28-01-2012 09:31 PM (13 years ago)
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JOKE OF THE WEAK
Posted: at 28-01-2012 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ask-yourself-y at 29-01-2012 01:08 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin nice
Posted: at 29-01-2012 01:08 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2012 06:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ANELEEVEREST on 28-01-2012 09:31 PM
JOKE OF THE WEAK
oboy were u dey since
Posted: at 29-01-2012 06:14 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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