1.You buy egg roll N150,
I buy buns N20 boil egg
N30, all na N50 #all na d
same, money cannot
waste#
2.You buy Five Alive
N300; I buy , orange
+mango+pineapple N80,
mine own na natural,
money cannot waste#
3. Nepa cut your power,
you pay N2000
reconnection fee sharp
sharp; me I wait, for
night I call electrician
pay am N200 fix the
wire back, money
cannot waste#
4. You buy Milo, pe...ak
milk and sugar; me I buy
cowbell chocolate which
already contains every,
Money no waste#
5. You pay 5k go watch
p.square show, me I
buy the pirated CD N100
watch n sing along,
money no waste#
6. You pay N1000 for
cinema buy pop corn
N500; I buy 20-in-1 DVD,
dey my house dey chop
N50 pop corn, movie dey
show, money cannot
waste#
7. You buy red bull N400
to become active, me I
buy paraga N20, i'm
super active, mtchew,
money cannot waste#
8. You buy Don Simon, I
buy zobo add squaddy, ,
all na red wine#
9. You fix brazillian hair
100k; I buy xpressions
attachment N350, I fine
pass you, guys dont
even know the
difference, hahahahaa#
10. You go club for
V.Island buy hennesey
40k, me I enter joint for
area buy alomo N200, all
na higness#
11. You pay dstv 9k to
watch match, me I pay
N50 for viewing centre,,
all na
de same#
12. You buy BB torch
95k, me I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of
us they ping#
13. You pay 50k straff
Tonto Dike, I pay ashi
N500, all na straff!
Mtchew, abeg
abeg abeg, all na de
same, wetin remain???
LWKMD!
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