I dey for my compound one day, one man dey beat him pikin seriously, i walka go there com dey tell the man say ''ha ah! why u dey beat this pikin like this nah'' the man tell me say ''this boy na olodo him be, for class him carry 44 out of 45, na only one person him pass for class; when i was in school, i used to top everyone in the class but i dont know why this boy's own is different'' Then i told the man ''no be like this u go take correct am nah!, u suppose to dey teach am A is for Apple, etc'' na him the man tell me say ''skypon, why u dey talk like this nah, how do u expect me to be teaching this boy A is for Apple'' he turns to his son and said ''Junior, u no fit read A is for Apple?'' Junior answers ''i fit read am'' and the father says ''oya read am'' and Junior starts ''A is for apple, B is for Bapple, C is Capple, D is for Dapple, E is for Eapple............................................, M is for Mipple, N is for Nipple, O is for Opple'' I put my hand for my head, i com talk for my mind say ''heyy, this boy papa go kill am for house today oooooooo'' Junior continues ''V is for Vapple, W is for Wapple, X is for Xapple, Y is for Yapple and Z is for Zapple'' na so him papa look am from head to toe and said ''u get luck say u read am well''
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 5-04-2012 04:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
femiparadise at 5-04-2012 04:15 PM (13 years ago) (m)
make i com back... i want go check my result
Posted: at 5-04-2012 04:15 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Skypon2002 at 5-04-2012 06:57 PM (13 years ago) (m)
zeigbo, hw nh? Wetin dy sup? @kaycee, i go soon wooze u back hand slap. @crab abi na crad, u no dey look face abi? @queen, u jst dey fine any how these days. Hw ee take dey hppen nah? @jossy, my man, na me oooo. Anyother skypon na mistake o.....lol
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 5-04-2012 06:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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