A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. .................Teacher got Irritated and told her again that a whale could not swallow a human;...... it was physically impossible. ..............The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, ..........."What if Jonah went to hell?" ............The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 11-04-2012 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 11-04-2012 06:29 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u try
Posted: at 11-04-2012 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
jossy4reall at 15-04-2012 06:38 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kaycee22 on 14-04-2012 09:30 PM
ok no worry ur self, chummyli come heaven gate cum buy ciga for emejuru xtaday, i don gi am d msg,,
sorry 4 ya life..... dat place wey u dey na hell faya gate be dat.........they no dey sell ciga any wia around heaven cuz ciga na part of dfaya 4 hell faya,
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 15-04-2012 06:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
kaycee22 at 15-04-2012 12:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 15-04-2012 06:38 AM
sorry 4 ya life..... dat place wey u dey na hell faya gate be dat.........they no dey sell ciga any wia around heaven cuz ciga na part of dfaya 4 hell faya,
Na lie, my body still bam, i say wen i see chummyli n mukah body, i confirm say hell faya no good @all @all, diz side wen we dey, we dey groove, drink beer, monkey tail, blow dop, chicks na free, ask ivgal, she dey awa side too, guy if na hell faya be diz, i like am like dat, chummyli e beta make i dey heaven dey run ma koloflexin, dan to join ona for hell faya..........
Posted: at 15-04-2012 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 15-04-2012 07:30 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kaycee22 on 15-04-2012 12:24 PM
Na lie, my body still bam, i say wen i see chummyli n mukah body, i confirm say hell faya no good @all @all, diz side wen we dey, we dey groove, drink beer, monkey tail, blow dop, chicks na free, ask ivgal, she dey awa side too, guy if na hell faya be diz, i like am like dat, chummyli e beta make i dey heaven dey run ma koloflexin, dan to join ona for hell faya..........
ok na now I knw wia u dey....na purgatory be dat........so na wetin trial u dey so..........later dem go send u go d main hell faya
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 15-04-2012 07:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
kaycee22 at 15-04-2012 10:22 PM (13 years ago) (m)
chummyli, so u dey rub pancake for hell faya, why ur face get so many colours na? jossy, chummyli tell me say u win election for hell faya, abeg na true?
Posted: at 15-04-2012 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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