Words African fathers use on their wive or child

  this woman you don start abi?

Hey young man come here. Who was that fool I saw at the gate looking for you yesterday? I don't ever want to lay my eyes on him again. have I make myself clear? Oya take this brief case to my room. Where is your mother?

Take a good at you... are you the only son in this house? Why have you decided to disgrace me b4 the elders of this land? Hei! God why me, what have I done to this good for nothing boy.

Son sit down. Have I ever maltreated u in any way, have I treated you partially from your siblings? Child: No pops. Dad: huh, who are you calling pops, do I look like pops to you? Why are u so dumb founded among all your siblings....? Child: ...ehn...daddin...am not dumb o.. Dad: will shut that your dirty mouth?Where is your mother? Mom: Nna am here. Dad: you are here and this foolish boy is callin me pops? Mom: pops, what is pops? Dad: r u askin me?   

Mom: Hey! honey, are u alright? Dad: Plz give me something to eat. Mom: Yes, but what happen to u na...? dad: Woman I said give me food....u ask too many questions ha!

Posted: at 14-04-2012 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Son, who is that lady I saw in your room early this morning? Son: She is my coursemate dad. Dad: so your room has now turned into course-study abi? I don't ever want to see it again u hear me. SOn: sorry about that sir. Dad: Sorry for yourself. Call me your mother.

This woman....are goin to spend the whole day preparing that small meal? Abeg I don't wants to die b4 my time o.... Dress up time, cook time, makeup time, bath time. Everything time time...  

Posted: at 14-04-2012 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Lol..more plz

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Posted: at 14-04-2012 07:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

PAPA NOW TRIPPIN!!!

Posted: at 14-04-2012 07:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac