During a wedding reception in Port Harcourt Last saturday ; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
*1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for ... lending us their wedding rings.
*2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
*3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.
*4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
*5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
*6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow after our wedding photo shots as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
*7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
*8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
*9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
*10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
*11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
*12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palms.
*13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
*14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
*15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you.
Ladies...if your husband was to say this...would you be embarassed?
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 18-04-2012 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
FlyMamacita at 18-04-2012 12:28 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Hahahahaha he wudn be my husband naaaaaa
Posted: at 18-04-2012 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
sarah555 at 18-04-2012 12:58 PM (13 years ago) (f)
....since i no fit borrow borrow car, cake, dress maybe even pant and bra, then i no fit marry that kind man way day talk like say him done rich 70years cos before dem beg am marry so, or the man fit be spirit self way borrow human parts take become person..... well sha, na correct speech of thanks. e sabi appreciate so that person fit borrow am penis later take do him wife. heheeeheeheeeeeeeeeh
Posted: at 18-04-2012 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
FlyMamacita at 18-04-2012 12:59 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: sarah555 on 18-04-2012 12:58 PM
....since i no fit borrow borrow car, cake, dress maybe even pant and bra, then i no fit marry that kind man way day talk like say him done rich 70years cos before dem beg am marry so, or the man fit be spirit self way borrow human parts take become person..... well sha, na correct speech of thanks. e sabi appreciate so that person fit borrow am p*n**s later take do him wife. heheeeheeheeeeeeeeeh
Na correct talk
Posted: at 18-04-2012 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
sophiebaby at 18-04-2012 01:10 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: sarah555 on 18-04-2012 12:58 PM
....since i no fit borrow borrow car, cake, dress maybe even pant and bra, then i no fit marry that kind man way day talk like say him done rich 70years cos before dem beg am marry so, or the man fit be spirit self way borrow human parts take become person..... well sha, na correct speech of thanks. e sabi appreciate so that person fit borrow am p*n**s later take do him wife. heheeeheeheeeeeeeeeh
ROTFLMPOS
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 18-04-2012 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Bachelorette at 18-04-2012 01:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sophiebaby on 18-04-2012 12:21 PM
During a wedding reception in Port Harcourt Last saturday ; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
*1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for ... lending us their wedding rings.
*2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
*3. I am most grateful to my boss, BACHELORETTE for approving the loan I used for the wedding.
*4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
*5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
*6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow after our wedding photo shots as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
*7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
*8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
*9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
*10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
*11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
*12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palms.
*13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
*14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
*15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you.
Ladies...if your husband was to say this...would you be embarassed?
I've always lived by 3 principles:
1. Honour ur God, 2. Love ur Family and 3. Defend your Country
Posted: at 18-04-2012 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
wandepope at 18-04-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago) (m)
This is funny but honestly if a man has to borrow all that,then he is not ready for marriage...so what gives us the impression that the house he is taking his wife to is not even borrowed?
Posted: at 18-04-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
This sounds like: You don't hve to make millions b4 getting married. Most of the things couples use at their wedding are contributed by their fellow benefactors. So there are lesson to learn about these.
On the other side: This groom is so so stingy. There are ways he could have appreciated the guess if its true o... other than that, he better go get a job.
Posted: at 18-04-2012 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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