funeral

Date: 19-05-2012 5:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 19-05-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago)
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A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynaecologist."

Posted: at 19-05-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 19-05-2012 07:06 PM (12 years ago)
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na waaooo...,me sef dey think hw dat ur funeral go be
Posted: at 19-05-2012 07:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-05-2012 09:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Na joke
Posted: at 19-05-2012 09:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 19-05-2012 10:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Yoke of d year
Posted: at 19-05-2012 10:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 20-05-2012 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Na penis go open naaa
Posted: at 20-05-2012 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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which kind joke be diz na?
ogbono
Posted: at 20-05-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 20-05-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 20-05-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Thonya say diz kind joke hmmmm.
i think na ogbono pb4...
Posted: at 20-05-2012 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 20-05-2012 02:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Kaycee e b lyk say na only ogbono u sabi...say sumfin else make we hear
Posted: at 20-05-2012 02:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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ikpu draw soup.....dats sumthing else....... u nid more?
Posted: at 20-05-2012 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 20-05-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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E b lyk say u sef dey draw oo
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 03:08 PM (12 years ago)
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no think ram, u draw pass d ogbono....
ogbono
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 20-05-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Heheheheheh...na u b d oga nah
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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we are getin it gradually, i be oga u be madam, which means say na u be oga madam....
ogbono
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 20-05-2012 03:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Na u b oga kpata kpata
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 03:32 PM (12 years ago)
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madam kpatakpata na im u be,
afta u i no need any oda madam,
today  i crown u ,,,,, MADAM KPATKPATA FINAL....
may u live long
ogbono
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 20-05-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Heheheheh
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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dat na laff abi na lafta?
check ur inbox na.....
ogbono
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 20-05-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Na laffta
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 20-05-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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na dat 1 me like pass so we go dey lafta dey  jolly dey go 2geda,
mgbeke ogbono...
Posted: at 20-05-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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