The Television set

Date: 04-07-2012 2:41 pm (12 years ago) | Author: chigozie Chelsea
- at 4-07-2012 02:41 PM (12 years ago)
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A blonde went to the appliance store
sale and found a bargain. "I would like
to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes," he
replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair,
then came back and again told the
salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he
replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this
time, haircut and new color, new
outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a
few days before she again approached
the salesman. "I would like to buy this
TV."
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he
replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed
"How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he
replied.

Posted: at 4-07-2012 02:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- babyleslie at 4-07-2012 08:19 PM (12 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 5-07-2012 02:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-07-2012 02:32 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 5-07-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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