Nervous Father

Date: 21-03-2009 4:34 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 04:34 PM (16 years ago)
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A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way"
he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"
he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"
He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
 Shocked Shocked


Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 02:06 AM (16 years ago)
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LOL...make in no go  kill him self b4 them carry all in works con give am ooo...Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 02:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 23-03-2009 05:56 PM (16 years ago)
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ha ha ha
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 10:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 22-03-2009 02:06 AM
LOL...make in no go  kill him self b4 them carry all in works con give am ooo...Grin

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 24-03-2009 11:03 AM (16 years ago)
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lol..
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 24-03-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Wink
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 02:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 24-03-2009 11:20 AM
Wink

 Wink Wink

Posted: at 24-03-2009 02:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 04:23 PM (16 years ago)
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"e gi gbu madu o" meaning u go kill person o. I just dey laugh dey go

Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-03-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 11:07 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 24-03-2009 04:23 PM
"e gi gbu madu o" meaning u go kill person o. I just dey laugh dey go

Guy... you need am... carry go... Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 24-03-2009 04:28 PM
9ice one

Thanks... but when are you getting down from that vehicle... you've been up there for awhile now. lol Grin

Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-03-2009 02:18 AM (16 years ago)
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have been super glue to it
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-03-2009 02:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-03-2009 02:18 AM
have been super glue to it

Grin watin we go do now?
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-03-2009 02:23 AM (16 years ago)
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make una show me bobi,i go jump common
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-03-2009 08:15 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-03-2009 02:23 AM
make una show me bobi,i go jump common

You too like better thing! Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-03-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago)
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which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?

Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-03-2009 08:59 AM (16 years ago)
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father of 198 nd a duck, waow        lol.......................crazy
Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-03-2009 09:51 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 27-03-2009 08:55 AM
which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?

You too dey ask that kind question? haha! leave the guy jare... you no say im don tay ontop of that motor... we go use manikin bobi bring am down. Grin

lol

Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-03-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 27-03-2009 09:51 AM
Quote from: emmymth on 27-03-2009 08:55 AM
which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?

You too dey ask that kind question? haha! leave the guy jare... you no say im don tay ontop of that motor... we go use manikin bobi bring am down. Grin

lol

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz, dis bobi wey him dey find, make kris cum show fowl bobi
Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-03-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 09:59 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 27-03-2009 09:51 AM
Quote from: emmymth on 27-03-2009 08:55 AM
which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?

You too dey ask that kind question? haha! leave the guy jare... you no say im don tay ontop of that motor... we go use manikin bobi bring am down. Grin

lol

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz, dis bobi wey him dey find, make kris cum show fowl bobi

Kriiiissssssssssssss   where you dey? Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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