Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 04:34 PM (16 years ago) (f)
A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way" he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming" he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming" He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk. An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
LOL...make in no go kill him self b4 them carry all in works con give am ooo...
Posted: at 22-03-2009 02:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply mushabc at 23-03-2009 05:56 PM (16 years ago) (f)
ha ha ha
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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LOL...make in no go kill him self b4 them carry all in works con give am ooo...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply downlowguy at 24-03-2009 11:03 AM (16 years ago) (m)
lol..
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 24-03-2009 02:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmymth at 24-03-2009 04:23 PM (16 years ago) (m)
"e gi gbu madu o" meaning u go kill person o. I just dey laugh dey go
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 24-03-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago) (m)
9ice one
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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"e gi gbu madu o" meaning u go kill person o. I just dey laugh dey go
Guy... you need am... carry go...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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9ice one
Thanks... but when are you getting down from that vehicle... you've been up there for awhile now. lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 27-03-2009 02:18 AM (16 years ago) (m)
have been super glue to it
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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have been super glue to it
watin we go do now?
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 27-03-2009 02:23 AM (16 years ago) (m)
make una show me bobi,i go jump common
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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make una show me bobi,i go jump common
You too like better thing!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmymth at 27-03-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago) (m)
which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 27-03-2009 08:59 AM (16 years ago) (f)
father of 198 nd a duck, waow lol.......................crazy
Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?
You too dey ask that kind question? haha! leave the guy jare... you no say im don tay ontop of that motor... we go use manikin bobi bring am down.
lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 27-03-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago) (f)
which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?
You too dey ask that kind question? haha! leave the guy jare... you no say im don tay ontop of that motor... we go use manikin bobi bring am down.
lol
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz, dis bobi wey him dey find, make kris cum show fowl bobi
Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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which person bobi for this forum u dey aim 2 see?
You too dey ask that kind question? haha! leave the guy jare... you no say im don tay ontop of that motor... we go use manikin bobi bring am down.
lol
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz, dis bobi wey him dey find, make kris cum show fowl bobi
Kriiiissssssssssssss where you dey?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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