• Yoruba Actresses go just bleach,kon look like plantain wey dem force ripe. Abi na part of the script ni? • My Chinese Friend just asked me why Segun Arinze is always looking surprised. • Na only for Warri armed robbers still dey come people house with pick-up, thief both chairs and cooking pot join. • Nah Only Naija Poor Man go bring out him head to shout for other drivers, instead of using him horn;...... He's definitely Yoruba!. • UR PASTOR GAVE U PRAYER points, U FORGOT, but U KNOW THE WEAK points OF 10 DIFFERENT GIRLS,...S.M.H, UR END point WILL EVENTUALLY BE pointLESS • If the NSCDC man is ur dad and he complains that you got a GPA below 2points, show him his video • Now, everyone's Mother is the bestest...so, who come get all those 'Witches' for village? • Bad luck is when u wear 'my oga @ d top' T-shirt com go enter trouble wit ( nscdc) civil defense officers..... ww.seriousbeatin... That's all #LoL • An Anambra man will say "the LAT has LAN LOUND the LOAD" meaning "the RAT has RAN ROUND the ROAD" • TEACHER: Name 5 Animals that live in Water.. AKPOS: Fish.. TEACHER: Yes, go on.. AKPOS: Fish papa, Fish mama, Fish sister & Fish brother • U no get shi shi for account..u dey sing"chop my money" instead of "mercies of d lord" ..... E be like say Rick Ross sitdown for ur head LMAO......!!!
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Posted: at 3-04-2013 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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