A Female Secretary Complain About Her Male Boss

Date: 04-05-2013 7:32 am (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
- at 4-05-2013 07:32 AM (11 years ago)
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A secretary complained about her boss.....She said,
"My boss is so sex-crazed".......Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position
Then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE, which is most uncomfortable.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my CDRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER and ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and Shift-ed me to his HOME where he started pressing @ BACKSPACE, and
saying "TURNOVER today"...
Many times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET).., Sometimes as an ALTERNATIVE
He CRASHES my SYSTEM until he loses his CTRL and he LOGS IN.... This process continues until I ZIP him and
SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM !!

Happy Weekend

Posted: at 4-05-2013 07:32 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- mary11 at 4-05-2013 12:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Dirty boi
Posted: at 4-05-2013 12:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 4-05-2013 02:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Very dirty boi
Posted: at 4-05-2013 02:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-05-2013 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 4-05-2013 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-05-2013 07:04 PM (11 years ago)
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clean ladies...I great una
Posted: at 4-05-2013 07:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 5-05-2013 06:05 AM (11 years ago)
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Hmmn... Computer terms!
Posted: at 5-05-2013 06:05 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 6-05-2013 04:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Interest me not
Posted: at 6-05-2013 04:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-05-2013 11:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on  6-05-2013 04:43 PM
Interest me not

for ur mouth not for ur mind
Posted: at 6-05-2013 11:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 9-05-2013 05:06 PM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 9-05-2013 05:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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