"My boss is so sex-crazed".......Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position
Then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE, which is most uncomfortable.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my CDRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER and ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and Shift-ed me to his HOME where he started pressing @ BACKSPACE, and
saying "TURNOVER today"...
Many times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET).., Sometimes as an ALTERNATIVE
He CRASHES my SYSTEM until he loses his CTRL and he LOGS IN.... This process continues until I ZIP him and
SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM !!
Happy Weekend
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