Its Just A Joke

Date: 06-05-2013 11:32 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
- at 6-05-2013 11:32 PM (12 years ago)
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The questions Akpors asked his Pastor in church.

1,Why they don't preach Rapture and Second-coming again
2,Why Churches build schools that members cannot afford
3,Why pastors visit Governors but cannot visit members on Hospital bed
4,Why pastors divorce their wives
5,Why they buy Private Jets but members trek 3km to church
6,Why Governors sit close to the Altar even when they arrive late
7,Why they emphasize on Tithing and not Salvation

His pastor was speechless,PLEASE who can help Akpors with answers to his QUESTIONS?


Posted: at 6-05-2013 11:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- Shegzan at 7-05-2013 06:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Wel, since tz jst a joke, I guess Akpos doesn't nid an ansa!!

Posted: at 7-05-2013 06:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-05-2013 08:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Shegzan on  7-05-2013 06:46 AM
Wel, since tz jst a joke, I guess Akpos doesn't nid an ansa!!

u tink so?.....I dont tink so

Posted: at 7-05-2013 08:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 7-05-2013 11:19 AM (12 years ago)
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His Pastor was speechless because he is found guilty of the questions.
One must realize that in the last days perilous times (grievous, times of distress/difficulty)  will come
And most of these fake Pastors are lovers of their own selves - Selfish, Truce-breakers "Implacable," those who will not make or keep peace. Lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God.
Denying the power, Rejecting its power. Their lives are not moulded by it, only seeing the rare and not the true side of themselves.
From such turn away!

Posted: at 7-05-2013 11:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 7-05-2013 02:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmm

Posted: at 7-05-2013 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-05-2013 10:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  7-05-2013 12:42 PM
na joke be dis?

u blind?....if yes den u nid a person wey go dey hold one end of a stick for u while u hold the rear end

Posted: at 7-05-2013 10:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 8-05-2013 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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No, it is morning preaching to open up the joke forum.
Complete it by giving us the Lord's prayer

Posted: at 8-05-2013 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-05-2013 01:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  8-05-2013 11:23 AM
No, it is morning preaching to open up the joke forum.
Complete it by giving us the Lord's prayer


abeg tell ram joor

Posted: at 8-05-2013 01:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-05-2013 01:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  8-05-2013 11:18 AM
wait ooo
seriously
na joke?


ask me dat one more time

Posted: at 8-05-2013 01:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Yungchill at 9-05-2013 12:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Outdated..

Posted: at 9-05-2013 12:22 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 9-05-2013 07:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  8-05-2013 06:07 PM
nna mehn
this one na joke?

if u ask me dat again I go inbox u hot slap

Posted: at 9-05-2013 07:31 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-05-2013 02:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmm

Posted: at 10-05-2013 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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