Wisdom

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break! Sure God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

The she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

just2sexy

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

NICE 1

Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no more jokes 4rm me till next week, the forum is becoming congested

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 11:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

PASSING...

Posted: at 17-08-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

SAILLING>>>>>>>

Posted: at 18-08-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

wait for the police to do what

Posted: at 17-10-2009 09:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yeah

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Posted: at 17-10-2009 11:46 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero