JOKE OF THE DAY Akpos close from work on Friday and decided to giveany lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a nun and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew7;7' , he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the nun got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible When akpos got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given". IF YOU ARE AKPOS... WHAT WILL YOU DO??
CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!!! i finally bought correction fluid to erase my life mistakes
Posted: at 1-03-2014 10:15 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
JOKE OF THE DAY Akpos close from work on Friday and decided to giveany lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a nun and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew7;7' , he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the nun got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible When akpos got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given". IF YOU ARE AKPOS... WHAT WILL YOU DO??
I go laff carry my self up nak for ground shout pb4
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 2-03-2014 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 08:32 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Somebody use this joke do testimony for church on Sunday And na me and rakelly sidown for one chair wey we manage half half and for church pple shout testimony b4 as the psn dey give am Na the same fin we still con jam for hia
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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