HEART ATTACK

Date: 03-03-2014 1:53 pm (11 years ago) | Author: abdul mumin said adana
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- at 3-03-2014 01:53 PM (11 years ago)
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AKPOS gets home early from the work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom, he rush upstairs and found his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting, WHATS UP --? he enquire
i am having a heart attack , she said, and begin to cry
he rushes down stair to grab a phone for an AMBULANCE
but just as hes dialing , his 4 years old son comes up and says
DADDY ,DADDY ,DADDY, uncle joe is hiding in your closet ,and hes got no clothes on
AKPOS slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the,pass his still screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door,
sure enough, there is his brother joe totally naked covering the closet floor,
you IDIOT,
AKPOS said,
my wife is having a heart attack and you,re running around naked scaring the kids -------
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

in one word
describe the akpos

Posted: at 3-03-2014 01:53 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
- Aalladinn at 3-03-2014 02:06 PM (11 years ago)
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so u useless pipu are just posting rubbish cause dia is fuel scarcity ?,
i pity d future of all d girls in dis forum
Posted: at 3-03-2014 02:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 04:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Ogbeni ajanni Angry
Tell me or dem the importance of ur grade if u don't knw that this joke has been posted b4?
Posted: at 3-03-2014 04:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 3-03-2014 04:22 PM (11 years ago)
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area boi boss, i feel sorri for yor mama- this is what the weed turned you into gradually gradually and you have lost the sense of reasoning totally and completely as well
Posted: at 3-03-2014 04:22 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- rakelly at 3-03-2014 04:26 PM (11 years ago)
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mind ur balls b4 flatten them Roll Eyes Roll Eyes @expert
Posted: at 3-03-2014 04:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 3-03-2014 07:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Cat walking by jeje
Posted: at 3-03-2014 07:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 07:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on  3-03-2014 04:22 PM
area boi boss, i feel sorri for yor mama- this is what the weed turned you into gradually gradually and you have lost the sense of reasoning totally and completely as well
na ur own cup of furadenunu
Na pb4 simple, go nack head for rock Tongue
Yellow bull
Posted: at 3-03-2014 07:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 08:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-03-2014 04:26 PM
mind ur balls b4 flatten them Roll Eyes Roll Eyes @expert
hehehehe the way u flatted ajanni own
No way (i dodge am)
Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 3-03-2014 08:26 PM (11 years ago)
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expert na from archive u dey bring ds ur old pictures ko? i hear say d photographer wey snap u ds pix convulsion catch am as e snap u finish... na true?
Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 08:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Ur two balls there
Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 09:08 PM (11 years ago)
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joke
Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 09:08 PM (11 years ago)
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joke
Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 3-03-2014 09:49 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:49 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 09:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:52 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 3-03-2014 10:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Pacing...
Posted: at 3-03-2014 10:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 4-03-2014 08:05 AM (11 years ago)
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hey
Posted: at 4-03-2014 08:05 AM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- ExpertTbright at 4-03-2014 08:22 AM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 4-03-2014 08:22 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 4-03-2014 10:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Heard the joke before..but funny anyway.
Posted: at 4-03-2014 10:51 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-03-2014 11:58 AM (11 years ago)
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i never resume ,i still dey leave
Posted: at 4-03-2014 11:58 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 4-03-2014 02:16 PM (11 years ago)
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is dat so ?
Posted: at 4-03-2014 02:16 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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