HEART ATTACK (Page 2)

Date: 03-03-2014 1:53 pm (11 years ago) | Author: abdul mumin said adana
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- brightossy at 4-03-2014 03:32 PM (11 years ago)
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garri n groundnut dey hungry me this afternoon.
Posted: at 4-03-2014 03:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-03-2014 04:03 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-03-2014 04:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 4-03-2014 05:43 PM (11 years ago)
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onu gi
Posted: at 4-03-2014 05:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 4-03-2014 09:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on  3-03-2014 01:53 PM
AKPOS gets home early from the work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom, he rush upstairs and found his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting, WHATS UP --? he enquire
i am having a heart attack , she said, and begin to cry
he rushes down stair to grab a phone for an AMBULANCE
but just as hes dialing , his 4 years old son comes up and says
DADDY ,DADDY ,DADDY, uncle joe is hiding in your closet ,and hes got no clothes on
AKPOS slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the,pass his still screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door,
sure enough, there is his brother joe totally naked covering the closet floor,
you IDIOT,
AKPOS said,
my wife is having a heart attack and you,re running around naked scaring the kids -------
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

in one word
describe the akpos
Posted: at 4-03-2014 09:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 4-03-2014 09:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-03-2014 09:46 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- brightossy at 5-03-2014 10:42 AM (11 years ago)
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fake drugs
Posted: at 5-03-2014 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 5-03-2014 11:58 AM (11 years ago)
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ok that one u smoke no good?
Posted: at 5-03-2014 11:58 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 5-03-2014 02:15 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-03-2014 02:15 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 5-03-2014 03:07 PM (11 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 5-03-2014 03:07 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 5-03-2014 04:00 PM (11 years ago)
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rubbish
Posted: at 5-03-2014 04:00 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- rakelly at 5-03-2014 04:02 PM (11 years ago)
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but na yaba u dey Angry @jossy
Posted: at 5-03-2014 04:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 5-03-2014 04:07 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
where else?
Posted: at 5-03-2014 04:07 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 5-03-2014 07:58 PM (11 years ago)
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she dey deceive u and u dey open ur multiple colored teeth...she dey wit me hia oo
Posted: at 5-03-2014 07:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-03-2014 08:08 PM (11 years ago)
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I no hear am
Posted: at 5-03-2014 08:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 5-03-2014 11:31 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-03-2014 11:31 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 6-03-2014 03:55 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 6-03-2014 03:55 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 6-03-2014 08:53 AM (11 years ago)
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mmmmm
Posted: at 6-03-2014 08:53 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 6-03-2014 09:18 AM (11 years ago)
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ask them abeg
Posted: at 6-03-2014 09:18 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 6-03-2014 10:40 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-03-2014 10:40 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- missispanky at 7-03-2014 04:51 AM (11 years ago)
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yoooo
Posted: at 7-03-2014 04:51 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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