akpos wit ak47 in church (Page 2)

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As pastor Akpos was preaching in church one
Sunday, a man with Ak47 ran in and pointed a
gun at the congregation saying, “Who is a
child of GOD here?! Let me send him to
heaven!”
The congregation remained silent. He then
released one shot into the roof, and the
congregation pointed at Akpos saying, “It’s the
Pastor! He always says that he is a child of
GOD!”
Pastor Akpos replied, “What kind of conspiracy
i c
is this? Every one here knows that I am the
son of Ekua Safoa Donkor. How am I related to
GOD?”