Pastor and the armed robbers

Date: 15-01-2010 8:49 am (15 years ago) | Author: wisdom adoga jerry
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- at 15-01-2010 08:49 AM (15 years ago)
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We were in a bus travelling from enugu to edo,a pastor was in the bus and so he got up and started preaching:brothers and sisters repent,for the kingdom of  God is at hand.passengers started shouting at him:oga na only you dey inside this bus,abi no be the same money,wey you pay we pay,why you dey disturb us.as the brouhaha was going on,before we could realise it armed robbers stormed the bus and started saying:money or your life.
   everybody started giving them money,when they came up to me,they said money or your life,i gave them money and i also gave them my life.when they got to the pastor,one of them said :pastor money or your life,the pastor said the lord is my shepherd i shall not fear.the armed robber shouted:pastor money or your life,the pastor said:the lord is my strenght and refuge whom shall i fear?the robber said pastor:dat wan no concern me o,i say money or your life.the pastor said:touch not my annointed and do my prophet no harm,the robber said pastor i dey warn you o,money or your life,the pastor said:no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper.
    the armed robber said:no weapon abi?he now dropped the ak47,picked up a pistol,loaded a bullet and fired one shot up and said last warning,money or your life,the pastor now said:haba bros person no dey play with you,na joke i dey joke,take the money and leave the life.

Posted: at 15-01-2010 08:49 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 15-01-2010 09:02 AM (15 years ago)
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fake pastor!

Posted: at 15-01-2010 09:02 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 15-01-2010 09:46 AM (15 years ago)
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fakey pastor.
Posted: at 15-01-2010 09:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 15-01-2010 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Expired pastor!

Posted: at 15-01-2010 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bishop77 at 15-01-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Man of God without faith
Posted: at 15-01-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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fake poster
Posted: at 15-01-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 15-01-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 15-01-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 12:46 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-01-2010 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adogawisdom at 15-01-2010 01:53 PM (15 years ago)
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thank you all
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:53 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- adogawisdom at 15-01-2010 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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most of una dey fake more than the pastor
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- adogawisdom at 15-01-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 15-01-2010 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ogunfunmi at 15-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: adogawisdom on 15-01-2010 08:49 AM
We were in a bus travelling from enugu to edo,a pastor was in the bus and so he got up and started preaching:brothers and sisters repent,for the kingdom of  God is at hand.passengers started shouting at him:oga na only you dey inside this bus,abi no be the same money,wey you pay we pay,why you dey disturb us.as the brouhaha was going on,before we could realise it armed robbers stormed the bus and started saying:money or your life.
   everybody started giving them money,when they came up to me,they said money or your life,i gave them money and i also gave them my life.when they got to the pastor,one of them said :pastor money or your life,the pastor said the lord is my shepherd i shall not fear.the armed robber shouted:pastor money or your life,the pastor said:the lord is my strenght and refuge whom shall i fear?the robber said pastor:dat wan no concern me o,i say money or your life.the pastor said:touch not my annointed and do my prophet no harm,the robber said pastor i dey warn you o,money or your life,the pastor said:no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper.
    the armed robber said:no weapon abi?he now dropped the ak47,picked up a pistol,loaded a bullet and fired one shot up and said last warning,money or your life,the pastor now said:haba bros person no dey play with you,na joke i dey joke,take the money and leave the life.
nice one
Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 15-01-2010 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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u no dey sleep ogunfunmi?

Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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abi ooo, help me ask her abeg, and she dey talk nice one
Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 15-01-2010 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adogawisdom at 15-01-2010 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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thanx
Posted: at 15-01-2010 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- ishola1000 at 15-01-2010 05:05 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 15-01-2010 05:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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welcome
Posted: at 15-01-2010 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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