Poor Guy

Date: 01-03-2010 4:29 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Hakeem Olaosebikan
- at 1-03-2010 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Diadem at 1-03-2010 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao...nyc one

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 1-03-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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posted reposted deposted unposted uniposted b4

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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not new but still funi
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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well pretty do u actually mean posted b4???
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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somtin lik dat

Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago)
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some mother than that
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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holy shit... pb4
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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